Fortune Feimster

Talladega Nights was... Brilliant. Going to pray to the baby Jesus.

Zoolander 1 killed me. Oh, Zoolander 1's unreal. That was unbelievable. And for a female comic, Bridesmaids killed me. Big. That was a good one in the theater.

Doing that fart scene.

I know. That's a bummer, though, because that shared experience made the movie even funnier. Yes.

Marvel. If it's going to have comedy, it has to have action in it.

For sure.

I've only read it. I've never heard it out loud.

Yeah, I know. That's not her name. That's not how you pronounce her name.

He's a dirty guinea. Yeah.

My third hour on Netflix just premiered December 3rd. It's called Crushing It. I wear a pink suit. I mean, come on, that's reason enough to tune in. You gotta watch. Yeah, so that one's really fun. Check that out on Netflix. And yeah, I'm starting a whole new tour. So I'm in club dates right now, kind of just working out material. And then the theaters start April 1st.

Fortunefemester.com.

But definitely watch my special. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not funny, you guys. Well, lesbians are funny. Lesbians don't count as female.

What? Keeping that money in that family. That's right, dude. I take 10%.

Wow. That's crazy. Hotty toddy grandpa over there.

And the show, right? Oh, you're talking about, oh, his wife is hot, too. Pull her up. She's definitely there.

Well, I don't get it. Holy Moses. See, that's hot. Hubba hubba.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. DSLs. Oh, Lord. Well done. Jeez. That's unbelievable.

Mamacita.

Oh, how long are you taking off?

Yeah, fill a little time with your not your child. Yeah, two months.