Fortune Feimster

And it's a picture of this giant hot dog. Okay. Wow. And, um... A double-sided sausage. I, for a second, thought it was you. Because it has the initial, this number I don't have, it says RCS. Or could have been me. Rachel Catherine. Yeah, and then I was like, but I don't have Rachel's number. And then I wrote, and then you sent me your number, and I was like, that's not you. Right.

And it is just, and I wrote, and then this person wrote, before I could respond, yoinks.

And it is just, and I wrote, and then this person wrote, before I could respond, yoinks.

And it is just, and I wrote, and then this person wrote, before I could respond, yoinks.

wrong person sorry and then I wrote haha who I thought it was a friend of mine right someone who says yoink seems like a funny person for sure and I went haha who is this I don't have this number and boy is this person in for a treat and they wrote I actually typed in the wrong area code not even sure where this area code even is okay I mean, I swear I just want to eat a big hot dog.

wrong person sorry and then I wrote haha who I thought it was a friend of mine right someone who says yoink seems like a funny person for sure and I went haha who is this I don't have this number and boy is this person in for a treat and they wrote I actually typed in the wrong area code not even sure where this area code even is okay I mean, I swear I just want to eat a big hot dog.

wrong person sorry and then I wrote haha who I thought it was a friend of mine right someone who says yoink seems like a funny person for sure and I went haha who is this I don't have this number and boy is this person in for a treat and they wrote I actually typed in the wrong area code not even sure where this area code even is okay I mean, I swear I just want to eat a big hot dog.

This is what... This person's... This can't be real. This is comedian. This can't be real. There's no way. But it feels very gay to me. You're getting trolled. Yes.

This is what... This person's... This can't be real. This is comedian. This can't be real. There's no way. But it feels very gay to me. You're getting trolled. Yes.

This is what... This person's... This can't be real. This is comedian. This can't be real. There's no way. But it feels very gay to me. You're getting trolled. Yes.

And for those of you who didn't see the video, it's a foot-long hot dog bent with mustard all over it in two buns. Yeah. What sucks is that I would deeply do that.

And for those of you who didn't see the video, it's a foot-long hot dog bent with mustard all over it in two buns. Yeah. What sucks is that I would deeply do that.

And for those of you who didn't see the video, it's a foot-long hot dog bent with mustard all over it in two buns. Yeah. What sucks is that I would deeply do that.

Jags doesn't eat hot dogs. But I love hot dogs. So I would Lady and Tramp a hot dog with anyone. For sure.

Jags doesn't eat hot dogs. But I love hot dogs. So I would Lady and Tramp a hot dog with anyone. For sure.

Jags doesn't eat hot dogs. But I love hot dogs. So I would Lady and Tramp a hot dog with anyone. For sure.

It's me, Marc Maron. I'm thinking it was an accident.

It's me, Marc Maron. I'm thinking it was an accident.

It's me, Marc Maron. I'm thinking it was an accident.

The whole thing about it feels gay and funny. That is gay. That's kind of the gayest moment that's happened to me. Yeah. That is a definite honorable mention. So there you go.