Fortune Feimster

It's pretty cool. Like what you fellas are doing over there.

It's a lot of talking, yeah. A lot of talking. I figured. A lot of sharing feelings. Where are we going? What does this mean? Oh, get out of here. Is it mutual sharing feelings? Yeah. Or is there one who's more like, let's get close? There are those that are like, let's get to it. But mostly it's emotional stuff first. What are you? What is that?

Because I think that's just how ladies are wired, you know?

Yeah.

Some of them want to just, you know, get to it, the real slutty ones. But, yeah, for the most part, women like that connection.

Oh, this honey boo boo likes a little bit of a connection. Okay, okay. I was never, like, going wild even in my single days. I remember your single days. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, I just didn't date a lot of serious, I didn't have a lot of serious relationships because I was always working and touring.

Yeah, and so I just kind of had fun.

But I wasn't like, it wasn't a lot of girls. It was just like, you know, here and there.

Do you know the stats? I read divorce rates every day.

I bet I know why. Higher than gay men. See? Oh, I think I know why.

A lot of gay men have open relationships.

so they are not um but it's more sex it's not like i i have some of them have like a husband and a boyfriend but a lot of it's i'm married and both of us also if we want to sleep with someone we sleep with someone uh lesbians get what's called lesbian um bed death and

yes that sounds something like that i've heard of this and so that because you become best friends you it's like your family you stop boning as much that kind of happens in heterosexual marriages too oh does it lesbian bed death sounds like the worst death on oregon trail or something that's rough damn what happened in the back of that wagon we lost her Good punk band, though.

But women aren't capable. I don't think women are as capable of the open stuff to the extent men are.

Sure.

Because I feel like men can really compartmentalize sex and love. They're two different things for a lot of women.

For women, they're very intertwined because there are physical things that happen with a woman's body that connects you to a person when you have sex.

the sex can you explain a couple of those things to me so i know it's just like it's like um i've been married for 20 years thing yeah with women so yeah but i don't know what happened but yeah i guess with your if you're with anybody for many many years that stuff gets stagnant right yeah helped honestly i think what's helped my marriage the most is that i'm gone so much

Right, quality time. But yeah, the gay men are just still banging.

They're married and banging still.