Francis Ellis

That's lonely. That's a real lonely. Luckily, I have laundry going. The sound of the dryer, dog. Ambient noise.

That's lonely. That's a real lonely. Luckily, I have laundry going. The sound of the dryer, dog. Ambient noise.

I have my clothes drying out. I can't go in the dryer, just sitting on the chairs around me. How's the wine treating you? Francis, how was school today? I figured a man of your cashmere would love the Riesling.

I have my clothes drying out. I can't go in the dryer, just sitting on the chairs around me. How's the wine treating you? Francis, how was school today? I figured a man of your cashmere would love the Riesling.

I have my clothes drying out. I can't go in the dryer, just sitting on the chairs around me. How's the wine treating you? Francis, how was school today? I figured a man of your cashmere would love the Riesling.

Oh, God. Okay. It's like I'm just honoring ghosts.

Oh, God. Okay. It's like I'm just honoring ghosts.

Oh, God. Okay. It's like I'm just honoring ghosts.

Yeah, I mean, the one I go to, it's either self-checkout or someone who's going to help you.

Yeah, I mean, the one I go to, it's either self-checkout or someone who's going to help you.

Yeah, I mean, the one I go to, it's either self-checkout or someone who's going to help you.

That's such a great question. That's such a great illustration of the unwritten rules. And one that, unfortunately, no, I would not police that. Okay. It's not your fight. Someone has 20 items in their cart, right? And they go to the 12 items or fewer. Those eight extra items, how much time is that taking up that I would have? Do you know what I mean? Half a minute. You're talking 30 seconds.

That's such a great question. That's such a great illustration of the unwritten rules. And one that, unfortunately, no, I would not police that. Okay. It's not your fight. Someone has 20 items in their cart, right? And they go to the 12 items or fewer. Those eight extra items, how much time is that taking up that I would have? Do you know what I mean? Half a minute. You're talking 30 seconds.

That's such a great question. That's such a great illustration of the unwritten rules. And one that, unfortunately, no, I would not police that. Okay. It's not your fight. Someone has 20 items in their cart, right? And they go to the 12 items or fewer. Those eight extra items, how much time is that taking up that I would have? Do you know what I mean? Half a minute. You're talking 30 seconds.

Every car that goes by on the shoulder while I'm sitting in traffic that then merges in ahead is adding probably a minute or two to my life. Sure. And you can only take... so many minutes of your commute home getting longer and longer before you say... Before you kill somebody. Before you kill everybody on the third bike.

Every car that goes by on the shoulder while I'm sitting in traffic that then merges in ahead is adding probably a minute or two to my life. Sure. And you can only take... so many minutes of your commute home getting longer and longer before you say... Before you kill somebody. Before you kill everybody on the third bike.

Every car that goes by on the shoulder while I'm sitting in traffic that then merges in ahead is adding probably a minute or two to my life. Sure. And you can only take... so many minutes of your commute home getting longer and longer before you say... Before you kill somebody. Before you kill everybody on the third bike.

If the person in the 12 or fewer line had 20 items in their thing, and they're standing there, and they're adding more items to their basket, and it's really starting to get up towards 25, 30, then I might say something. Hey, listen, you're not even fucking close. No. We got a rule here. Do you see the sign? Uh-huh. You know? If they're ahead of me. They're behind you. It's not your problem.

If the person in the 12 or fewer line had 20 items in their thing, and they're standing there, and they're adding more items to their basket, and it's really starting to get up towards 25, 30, then I might say something. Hey, listen, you're not even fucking close. No. We got a rule here. Do you see the sign? Uh-huh. You know? If they're ahead of me. They're behind you. It's not your problem.

If the person in the 12 or fewer line had 20 items in their thing, and they're standing there, and they're adding more items to their basket, and it's really starting to get up towards 25, 30, then I might say something. Hey, listen, you're not even fucking close. No. We got a rule here. Do you see the sign? Uh-huh. You know? If they're ahead of me. They're behind you. It's not your problem.