Frank Alvarez

I saw a picture of you from, like, five years ago, and I was just like, that hair, thank God he fixed it. Bro, yeah. Because you look great now. You know, what you got working for you is... Thanks. But, like, at the time, I was just like, huh.

I saw a picture of you from, like, five years ago, and I was just like, that hair, thank God he fixed it. Bro, yeah. Because you look great now. You know, what you got working for you is... Thanks. But, like, at the time, I was just like, huh.

I saw a picture of you from, like, five years ago, and I was just like, that hair, thank God he fixed it. Bro, yeah. Because you look great now. You know, what you got working for you is... Thanks. But, like, at the time, I was just like, huh.

Yeah, and you age like spoiled milk. I don't need to be reminded of that. But I was like, why would I be doing that hairstyle if it's like... It's crazy because you're probably at your peak of good lookingness now. Wow. And then you're only getting uglier from here. Every day, every day you're getting uglier.

Yeah, and you age like spoiled milk. I don't need to be reminded of that. But I was like, why would I be doing that hairstyle if it's like... It's crazy because you're probably at your peak of good lookingness now. Wow. And then you're only getting uglier from here. Every day, every day you're getting uglier.

Yeah, and you age like spoiled milk. I don't need to be reminded of that. But I was like, why would I be doing that hairstyle if it's like... It's crazy because you're probably at your peak of good lookingness now. Wow. And then you're only getting uglier from here. Every day, every day you're getting uglier.

And then I'm probably going to like look my best when I'm in like my like late forties, mid to late forties, early fifties. Hmm.

And then I'm probably going to like look my best when I'm in like my like late forties, mid to late forties, early fifties. Hmm.

And then I'm probably going to like look my best when I'm in like my like late forties, mid to late forties, early fifties. Hmm.

You shouldn't be. I'm not saying that you're ugly. I'm saying you're going to be ugly pretty quickly. Right, and you'll be better looking for longer. We'll swap spots. I'm not ugly right now, but I'm only getting better looking with age.

You shouldn't be. I'm not saying that you're ugly. I'm saying you're going to be ugly pretty quickly. Right, and you'll be better looking for longer. We'll swap spots. I'm not ugly right now, but I'm only getting better looking with age.

You shouldn't be. I'm not saying that you're ugly. I'm saying you're going to be ugly pretty quickly. Right, and you'll be better looking for longer. We'll swap spots. I'm not ugly right now, but I'm only getting better looking with age.

Falling off a cliff is dramatic. I would say you're rapidly driving downhill.

Falling off a cliff is dramatic. I would say you're rapidly driving downhill.

Falling off a cliff is dramatic. I would say you're rapidly driving downhill.

no the cliff there's no cliff you're not like here gone it's like you're just steadily getting getting worse which is okay it feels like it isn't but like but i will bring it up in therapy i think and we'll see what she thinks oh no did i actually hurt your feelings Hand me an Academy Award if I tricked you. That was very good. That was quite impressive, honestly.

no the cliff there's no cliff you're not like here gone it's like you're just steadily getting getting worse which is okay it feels like it isn't but like but i will bring it up in therapy i think and we'll see what she thinks oh no did i actually hurt your feelings Hand me an Academy Award if I tricked you. That was very good. That was quite impressive, honestly.

no the cliff there's no cliff you're not like here gone it's like you're just steadily getting getting worse which is okay it feels like it isn't but like but i will bring it up in therapy i think and we'll see what she thinks oh no did i actually hurt your feelings Hand me an Academy Award if I tricked you. That was very good. That was quite impressive, honestly.

I could have got some tears going, probably. You could have. You should have honestly rolled with it and told me yes so I can lose sleep over it. Can you fake cry? No. I can, but I need like a full two minutes. I like try to make myself yawn. Then I get it going.

I could have got some tears going, probably. You could have. You should have honestly rolled with it and told me yes so I can lose sleep over it. Can you fake cry? No. I can, but I need like a full two minutes. I like try to make myself yawn. Then I get it going.