Frank Alvarez
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The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
It sounds like you want to hear it again.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
No, I'm not an audio-only listener.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
So you milked your own nipple blood.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
For its blood, yeah.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
That's disgusting.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
But I was like, I can't go back in the war, because now all the fish— Now they're so attracted to your nipples.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
All these fucking horny-ass fish want Joey's nipple.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
Yeah, they're like, oh, we could suck it.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
We could suck his nipple.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
Or whatever, you know?
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I don't know why any—if I'm being honest— I do want to get bit by a turtle.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
I would love to get bit by a turtle.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
Not a snapping turtle.
The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley
Just one that, like, is all right, is cool.