Frank Alvarez

this most recent time it was like the lights were like neon and like there's like pink and black everywhere and blah blah blah and like it's a modernized one but like i like a good 90s early 2000s bowling alley that just smells like shit yeah it looks like shit yeah they've got the snappiest hot dogs you could imagine yeah

And the staff is near dead.

They hate you.

Yeah.

You're a paying patron in their facility, but they fucking hate your guts.

Were the shoes still disgusting?

The grossest shoes I've ever put on.

What is the reason why bowling shoes need to look like a Frankenstein version of a shoe?

It's got to be for something with the floor.

Or maybe they don't want people to steal them.

oh i just thought of that that's a really good point it's like they're so ugly who would wear oh my god i know i know i know i know that there is some bowling alley in new york that's just like we actually all our bowling shoes are nike probably you know there's that place we went to what was it called like gutter gutter bar yeah that place is fucking awesome because of the hot dogs also because of the bowling yeah that place was good i got kicked out of there once

And I didn't know.

How do you not know you got kicked out?

You know.

Oh, yeah.

You were elsewhere?

You were in the upside down.

Yeah, yeah.

Which was an accident.

But I was going down the lane, I think.