Frank Alvarez

I saw a lot of balls.

It's like, look at these balls.

There was one time where my friend was drunk, and he was peeing in the cold outside, and he couldn't get the dick and balls back in his pants because he was just stumbling.

And his girlfriend came, fully grabbed them all, and put them back in his pants.

And to me, I felt like that was love.

yeah yeah i mean you have a very flawed view of it but also what what do you mean he was stumbling was he on ice skates it was it was like winter and it was cold and he was just drunk and he couldn't get it back in his pants so he was sober enough to pee standing yeah but he wasn't sober enough to just the jeans caught under the balls and once that happens it's what are you gonna do

He couldn't do it.

He couldn't do it, but there was someone there to help.

No, he didn't say anything.

We were all like, please put it away, and he just couldn't.

He was stumbling.

I can't.

How can you not do it with it?

Why?

I did not, no.

Fat chaws?

No, but- Cheek me, chaw me?

It's hard to sound cool calling them gaggers.

Yeah.

You know what I could use right now?