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Frank Alvarez

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

And then just get them to the point where they hate us so much because we are so stupid that they can't fucking put up with it anymore.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

No, but see, they're trained to not, like...

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

worry you they're trained to just be like okay you know i mean if it's something that you like like he's not just gonna be like you got a problem brother go right now unless it was like you have a gunshot wound in your head that would be cool though not the gunshot

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Because he would be like, okay.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Dr. Mike would be like, okay, wearing a fucking, you know, a Patek watch.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

He'd be like, okay, it sounds like you have earophobia.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

You know, and like.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Yeah, I just don't want to know that.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

I mean, but what's it going to do?

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Ruin your day?

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

You've been wet in your ears forever.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

What if you find out it's just like a symptom of having just giant balls?

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Yeah, imagine that was his follow-up.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Like, wait, do you have fat nuts?

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Just stop me once I'm getting... Yeah, that'd just be my cross to bear.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

But for your whole life, you've had wet ears?

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Yeah, sensitive ears, wet ears.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

Sensitive ears.

The Basement Yard
#538 - Meet Us At The Bowling Alley

I've got good hearing.