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The Basement Yard

#544 - Whole Milk Is Back

02 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 1.637 Anthony Prisco

Welcome back to the Bay.

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6.747 - 15.274 Frank Alvarez

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank's wearing the merch. Look at that. Show it off. Oh, I got a little dandry. It's not for sale, but... It's not. It was.

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15.355 - 15.735 Anthony Prisco

It was.

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Chapter 2: What merchandise is featured in the episode?

15.795 - 21.24 Frank Alvarez

It was, but it's not. So, eat your heart out, bitches. And Frank is actually drinking.

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21.26 - 21.72 Anthony Prisco

Counting that.

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21.74 - 45.16 Frank Alvarez

That's two of the generals. But I am one of the bitches if you're saying bitches. No, because it's our shirt. Oh, so you're saying just the... You have one of these shirts. Or you don't. I don't. Why? Can I ask? I never asked. Can I ask? Sure. Why? What's the question? Like, we went on tour. Yeah. And we had, in our second tour, we had a lot of city-specific merch. Yeah.

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45.18 - 63.21 Frank Alvarez

You famously took none of them. No. You took all of them. I famously took every single thing. I took, like, two, and then I realized I'm going to have a stack of these shirts as a memory. but I don't really have space for it. I don't have a lot of storage in my apartment.

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63.33 - 78.824 Frank Alvarez

You're going to get to, like, when you purchase your first, like, I'm going to live in this home, you're going to get there and have nothing. I'll be fine. I mean, like, I know you'll be okay because... No, I have things.

79.085 - 99.825 Frank Alvarez

No, but, like, you have things, like, I remember one of the most jarring parts about going from an apartment to a house was, like, you get into the house and you're just like, oh, I have nothing. Like you basically furnished two rooms. Yeah. Your living room, your bedroom. Well, even that my living room now is much smaller than I plan on like a house living room. That's crazy.

99.845 - 118.125 Frank Alvarez

This kid's going to fucking y'all please. Like whenever you go look for houses, send me the listing so I can see too. That'd be so sick, dude. It's not going to be for a while. I think, I think it's probably a lot closer than you realize. Probably like three years. Um, someone, someone here's in trouble. What'd you do?

118.173 - 119.476 Joe Santagato

How do you know it's me? What if it's you?

119.796 - 122.181 Frank Alvarez

It's certainly not me. It's not him. I would have yelled at him already.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of the milk left out?

303.656 - 307.582 Anthony Prisco

I'm not kidding. I'd fucking leave. I wouldn't record. It would be a short episode.

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307.702 - 309.184 Frank Alvarez

It would be a short episode.

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309.35 - 309.971 Anthony Prisco

Give it a stink.

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310.271 - 315.318 Frank Alvarez

Give it a stink. I don't think that's the word. Give it a stink. Should I smell the cap or should I go nose? The milk.

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315.338 - 315.799 Anthony Prisco

Definitely the milk.

315.819 - 317.642 Frank Alvarez

Smell the cap. Okay, here we go. It looks like water.

317.662 - 317.942 Anthony Prisco

You ready?

318.263 - 321.968 Frank Alvarez

How am I doing this first when you're the one that knows it's going to be punished?

321.988 - 322.408 Anthony Prisco

You love it.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to personal experiences with milk?

1011.969 - 1019.618 Frank Alvarez

Why not just give them your social be creative Which is what by three or was it cool war at the time cool war war?

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1020.118 - 1037.037 Joe Santagato

First of all, it's cool about war what wars have been cooler than others the cold war old one But that was a it was the coldest of ones But what was what's cool war the one right before that maybe no no before though you made the screen name What is it about? Oh cuz my full name on Xbox was cool warmonger

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1037.017 - 1041.403 Frank Alvarez

Well, there's a war starting outside if you can't get a building shake. Yeah, we're rumbling.

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1041.423 - 1042.884 Anthony Prisco

Yeah. You're a cool warmonger.

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1043.165 - 1053.979 Frank Alvarez

Who the fuck are you? Yeah, I don't know. That must have been one of those auto-generated ones that, like, Xbox would give you when you would first sign in. Like, hey, why don't you be, like, Tomato Rocks 18? You know?

1054.159 - 1056.782 Joe Santagato

Tomato Rocks. That's pretty accurate. I like that, actually.

1057.123 - 1065.994 Frank Alvarez

But it was, I went into a chat room, and those chat rooms were all, like, ASL, ASL, ASL, which stands for?

1067.729 - 1068.656 Joe Santagato

Is that like a disease?

1069.341 - 1085.115 Frank Alvarez

That's ALS. That's ALS. I mean, he's on to something. He's not far from it. Oh, man. But, yeah, everyone was going in to see if anyone had ALS.

Chapter 5: What are the benefits of using ZocDoc for booking doctors?

2259.593 - 2271.229 Anthony Prisco

But I'm all good. But just letting you know, that's how ZocDoc works. So I've been using them for a while now and now they're sponsored on the show. It's great. So I can tell you from experience, I am using it.

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2271.309 - 2274.693 Frank Alvarez

So go check them out. Stop putting off your doctor's appointments.

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2274.713 - 2289.533 Anthony Prisco

Go to ZocDoc.com slash basement to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. And I also forgot to mention that they are patient reviewed. So if you have a good experience, you review them. I think it started out of five. So I was like, let me find someone who's at least like a 4.8, 4.9 here.

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2289.513 - 2303.675 Frank Alvarez

um and i went to him and it was great so go to zocdoc.com slash basement today to uh yeah so thank you for zocdoc for sponsoring the show beautiful also you know what's a beautiful sponsor of the show Us. We sponsor our own show.

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Chapter 6: How can Patreon enhance listener engagement?

2304.095 - 2320.372 Frank Alvarez

So we're going to name the sponsor right now. Sorry, I got caught off guard. Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. Let's start again, bitch. Me and you, bitch. Go to Patreon.com. Sorry, Ant. Go to Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard and take a look. Take a gander. We got a lot going on there. What's a lot? I mean, there's different tiers, baby.

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2320.632 - 2328.7 Frank Alvarez

That first tier, you get these weekly episodes one week in advance. Oh, it's like a beautiful massage on your back. That's that you wanted for and asked.

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Chapter 7: What are the sugar contents of popular cereals?

2328.68 - 2358.535 Frank Alvarez

for it's consensual and also that second tier well then you get exclusive episodes every single friday where you get more of us so you can get more of the basement yard so go check it out patreon.com slash the basement yard thank you guys for getting us over 40 000 paid patrons as a result uh we're scheduling doing some cool episodes some cool stuff for you guys so keep an eye out and if you're joining patreon and you've never been a patron before or you've dipped out for a couple months save money whatever i understand we understand joe doesn't he hates it uh

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2358.515 - 2380.36 Frank Alvarez

any backlog episodes you can watch hundreds of hours of episodes right there available at your fingertips and join you for whatever you want to do whether it be taking long drives going to the gym hanging out whatever so patreon.com slash the basement yard and if you want to try to save yourself a couple extra bucks while you're doing it do it on a web browser. Okay.

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2380.38 - 2395.679 Frank Alvarez

If you use the app, you're going to have to pay our tech overlords a little extra money. So they upcharge you. So if you go to a web browser and you go to patreon.com slash the base vineyard, you sign up there, you'll save yourself some money and you'll get more of us. We love you. We thank you. We appreciate you. And that's it. That's all I got.

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2396.22 - 2397.582 Unknown

Check it out.

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2397.902 - 2399.204 Frank Alvarez

So what were we saying?

2399.324 - 2405.532 Unknown

I was talking about you who, and how much I've drank of that. I, in high school, I would get it every single morning.

2405.512 - 2429.77 Frank Alvarez

I mean, I... Four years of Yoo-Hoo. You know what kind of damage I've done to my body? From like 8th until 10th grade, every morning my breakfast was a can of Coca-Cola and a BLT. Like, we were not... Wait, you have Coca-Cola for breakfast? Yeah. Oof. Yoo-hoo. What has more sugar, a can of Yoo-hoo or a can of Coca-Cola? Couldn't tell you.

2430.15 - 2430.852 Joe Santagato

Probably Coca-Cola.

2430.912 - 2443.696 Frank Alvarez

I would say Coca-Cola, but the margin might be slimmer than you would think. I feel like they're both bad. They're both equally not great. Coca-Cola is like 35 milligrams, where Yoo-hoo might be in the low 20s, low to mid 20s.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts compare different cereals and their health impacts?

2444.618 - 2444.698 Joe Santagato

Hmm.

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2446.467 - 2448.53 Frank Alvarez

I know like a can of Coca-Cola.

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2448.63 - 2451.774 Joe Santagato

Coca-Cola is 39 grams of sugar.

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2451.974 - 2452.936 Anthony Prisco

Holy moly.

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2452.956 - 2453.556 Joe Santagato

Yoo-Hoo is 33.

2453.656 - 2455.819 Anthony Prisco

Holy moly again.

2455.879 - 2457.101 Joe Santagato

So who's fucking who?

2458.543 - 2459.344 Anthony Prisco

Yeah.

2460.305 - 2462.668 Joe Santagato

Did you know that Yoo-Hoo has no milk in it?

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