Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome back to the Bay.
Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank's wearing the merch. Look at that. Show it off. Oh, I got a little dandry. It's not for sale, but... It's not. It was.
It was.
Chapter 2: What merchandise is featured in the episode?
It was, but it's not. So, eat your heart out, bitches. And Frank is actually drinking.
Counting that.
That's two of the generals. But I am one of the bitches if you're saying bitches. No, because it's our shirt. Oh, so you're saying just the... You have one of these shirts. Or you don't. I don't. Why? Can I ask? I never asked. Can I ask? Sure. Why? What's the question? Like, we went on tour. Yeah. And we had, in our second tour, we had a lot of city-specific merch. Yeah.
You famously took none of them. No. You took all of them. I famously took every single thing. I took, like, two, and then I realized I'm going to have a stack of these shirts as a memory. but I don't really have space for it. I don't have a lot of storage in my apartment.
You're going to get to, like, when you purchase your first, like, I'm going to live in this home, you're going to get there and have nothing. I'll be fine. I mean, like, I know you'll be okay because... No, I have things.
No, but, like, you have things, like, I remember one of the most jarring parts about going from an apartment to a house was, like, you get into the house and you're just like, oh, I have nothing. Like you basically furnished two rooms. Yeah. Your living room, your bedroom. Well, even that my living room now is much smaller than I plan on like a house living room. That's crazy.
This kid's going to fucking y'all please. Like whenever you go look for houses, send me the listing so I can see too. That'd be so sick, dude. It's not going to be for a while. I think, I think it's probably a lot closer than you realize. Probably like three years. Um, someone, someone here's in trouble. What'd you do?
How do you know it's me? What if it's you?
It's certainly not me. It's not him. I would have yelled at him already.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the milk left out?
I'm not kidding. I'd fucking leave. I wouldn't record. It would be a short episode.
It would be a short episode.
Give it a stink.
Give it a stink. I don't think that's the word. Give it a stink. Should I smell the cap or should I go nose? The milk.
Definitely the milk.
Smell the cap. Okay, here we go. It looks like water.
You ready?
How am I doing this first when you're the one that knows it's going to be punished?
You love it.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to personal experiences with milk?
Why not just give them your social be creative Which is what by three or was it cool war at the time cool war war?
First of all, it's cool about war what wars have been cooler than others the cold war old one But that was a it was the coldest of ones But what was what's cool war the one right before that maybe no no before though you made the screen name What is it about? Oh cuz my full name on Xbox was cool warmonger
Well, there's a war starting outside if you can't get a building shake. Yeah, we're rumbling.
Yeah. You're a cool warmonger.
Who the fuck are you? Yeah, I don't know. That must have been one of those auto-generated ones that, like, Xbox would give you when you would first sign in. Like, hey, why don't you be, like, Tomato Rocks 18? You know?
Tomato Rocks. That's pretty accurate. I like that, actually.
But it was, I went into a chat room, and those chat rooms were all, like, ASL, ASL, ASL, which stands for?
Is that like a disease?
That's ALS. That's ALS. I mean, he's on to something. He's not far from it. Oh, man. But, yeah, everyone was going in to see if anyone had ALS.
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Chapter 5: What are the benefits of using ZocDoc for booking doctors?
But I'm all good. But just letting you know, that's how ZocDoc works. So I've been using them for a while now and now they're sponsored on the show. It's great. So I can tell you from experience, I am using it.
So go check them out. Stop putting off your doctor's appointments.
Go to ZocDoc.com slash basement to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. And I also forgot to mention that they are patient reviewed. So if you have a good experience, you review them. I think it started out of five. So I was like, let me find someone who's at least like a 4.8, 4.9 here.
um and i went to him and it was great so go to zocdoc.com slash basement today to uh yeah so thank you for zocdoc for sponsoring the show beautiful also you know what's a beautiful sponsor of the show Us. We sponsor our own show.
Chapter 6: How can Patreon enhance listener engagement?
So we're going to name the sponsor right now. Sorry, I got caught off guard. Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard. Let's start again, bitch. Me and you, bitch. Go to Patreon.com. Sorry, Ant. Go to Patreon.com slash TheBasementYard and take a look. Take a gander. We got a lot going on there. What's a lot? I mean, there's different tiers, baby.
That first tier, you get these weekly episodes one week in advance. Oh, it's like a beautiful massage on your back. That's that you wanted for and asked.
Chapter 7: What are the sugar contents of popular cereals?
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Check it out.
So what were we saying?
I was talking about you who, and how much I've drank of that. I, in high school, I would get it every single morning.
I mean, I... Four years of Yoo-Hoo. You know what kind of damage I've done to my body? From like 8th until 10th grade, every morning my breakfast was a can of Coca-Cola and a BLT. Like, we were not... Wait, you have Coca-Cola for breakfast? Yeah. Oof. Yoo-hoo. What has more sugar, a can of Yoo-hoo or a can of Coca-Cola? Couldn't tell you.
Probably Coca-Cola.
I would say Coca-Cola, but the margin might be slimmer than you would think. I feel like they're both bad. They're both equally not great. Coca-Cola is like 35 milligrams, where Yoo-hoo might be in the low 20s, low to mid 20s.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts compare different cereals and their health impacts?
Hmm.
I know like a can of Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola is 39 grams of sugar.
Holy moly.
Yoo-Hoo is 33.
Holy moly again.
So who's fucking who?
Yeah.
Did you know that Yoo-Hoo has no milk in it?
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