Frank Alvarez

One of them passed out drinking like drunk in the stall and the kid kicked open the door and pissed all over him.

And I was like, this is fucking insane.

And I remember being with my brother-in-law and just being like, we can't ever come back here.

I would go back, though.

What you're referencing is Merrick Lanes.

Well, formerly known as Merrick Lanes.

I think now it's called, like, Bolero or something like that.

Yeah, it was a piece of shit.

Are you good at bowling?

no i'm like i can't spin the ball okay but i'll i'll like you know get some straight lines going that's good i can't do straight line i mean no no no i can't do spinning i could do like i throw it straight hard damn dude that's crazy he's like when i grip the ball

It's kind of like... Would I?

I could throw it, but if I'm off a little, I will throw it straight into the gutter.

Yeah.

It either goes directly head-on, or it goes that way.

Yeah, I'm like... I don't even know.

I'll get a couple strikes.

I'm not terrible.

I used to bowl like this.

That's horrible.

That's bad?