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Frank Alvarez

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The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

I want to fucking lose my mind. Like, when someone drives by and they have, like, a souped-up fucking Nissan Altima and the fucking, you know, like, the exhaust, like, pops. You ever heard that where it's like, ka-ka-ka-ka? I'm just like, dude, you suck. More than any other person I've ever met.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. I hate it. So same thing with motorcycles. When motorcycles are just like the louder, the better. You know what do they say? Like the louder the purr, the bigger the lion or some shit like that. I don't know any bikers, so I wouldn't know if that's right or wrong. No.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. I hate it. So same thing with motorcycles. When motorcycles are just like the louder, the better. You know what do they say? Like the louder the purr, the bigger the lion or some shit like that. I don't know any bikers, so I wouldn't know if that's right or wrong. No.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah. I hate it. So same thing with motorcycles. When motorcycles are just like the louder, the better. You know what do they say? Like the louder the purr, the bigger the lion or some shit like that. I don't know any bikers, so I wouldn't know if that's right or wrong. No.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah, no, I've never run on a motorcycle. I would like to wear a helmet, though. I did have, when I was a kid. Like a blacked out helmet? Like you just shut it real quick? When we were kids, my bike helmet was a motocross helmet. Like bicycle? Yeah. Why do I not remember that?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah, no, I've never run on a motorcycle. I would like to wear a helmet, though. I did have, when I was a kid. Like a blacked out helmet? Like you just shut it real quick? When we were kids, my bike helmet was a motocross helmet. Like bicycle? Yeah. Why do I not remember that?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Yeah, no, I've never run on a motorcycle. I would like to wear a helmet, though. I did have, when I was a kid. Like a blacked out helmet? Like you just shut it real quick? When we were kids, my bike helmet was a motocross helmet. Like bicycle? Yeah. Why do I not remember that?

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you were taking it three blocks to the park. Well, no, I used to ride it to see my girlfriend, Tyena.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you were taking it three blocks to the park. Well, no, I used to ride it to see my girlfriend, Tyena.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

And you were taking it three blocks to the park. Well, no, I used to ride it to see my girlfriend, Tyena.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Who the fuck is Tyena? I don't know Tyena. Why are you upset? Oh, my God.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Who the fuck is Tyena? I don't know Tyena. Why are you upset? Oh, my God.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Who the fuck is Tyena? I don't know Tyena. Why are you upset? Oh, my God.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

When I was in sixth grade, there was a Puerto Rican girl in one of the classes named Tyena, and I used to ride my bike to Astoria Park, and we would, like, look at each other from a distance because her parents were super strict. Did she know you guys were dating? Don't do that, Ant. It's a fair question at this point. Don't do that. Yes, I wasn't just staring at this woman from a distance.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

When I was in sixth grade, there was a Puerto Rican girl in one of the classes named Tyena, and I used to ride my bike to Astoria Park, and we would, like, look at each other from a distance because her parents were super strict. Did she know you guys were dating? Don't do that, Ant. It's a fair question at this point. Don't do that. Yes, I wasn't just staring at this woman from a distance.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

When I was in sixth grade, there was a Puerto Rican girl in one of the classes named Tyena, and I used to ride my bike to Astoria Park, and we would, like, look at each other from a distance because her parents were super strict. Did she know you guys were dating? Don't do that, Ant. It's a fair question at this point. Don't do that. Yes, I wasn't just staring at this woman from a distance.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

You just said you were. Well, hold on. the thing it was a consensual stare from a distance right she did she have like a pair of binoculars like Oh, I don't think it was that far.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

You just said you were. Well, hold on. the thing it was a consensual stare from a distance right she did she have like a pair of binoculars like Oh, I don't think it was that far.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

You just said you were. Well, hold on. the thing it was a consensual stare from a distance right she did she have like a pair of binoculars like Oh, I don't think it was that far.

The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

Like, I'd be like, I'd tell kids in like other classes, like, yo, let's meet at the park. And it's like, you remember like dating in like sixth and seventh grade is like when you saw your girlfriend, it was like you were on that side of the park. They were on that side of the park. And then you'd like see each other and just be like, what's up, girl? Hello. Hello. Yeah. That's fine.