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Fuzzy

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127 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

I got banned from a Mexican restaurant.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

There were no words on the menu, just pictures of the food.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

And I knew this was going to be the best meal of my life.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Eat it all, having a good time.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

And then I feel the rumbling.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

The gurgle guts are upon me.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

I stand up and it is detonating.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Just ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Make my way to the bathroom.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

I'm dilating.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

It is time for my metamorphosis.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

I get in there.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

I sit down.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

My butt sneezed.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Worst crap and cry of my life, 30 minutes of farting and sobbing.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Get up, push the handle, nothing happens.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Push the handle again, nothing happens.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

Well, I need to tell someone about this, and based on that menu, they don't speak a lot of English.

KILL TONY
#744 - RON WHITE

So I go, , this guy follows me in, I point to it, I push the handle, and down it goes.