G Lane

Yeah, interview the players after the games, get out there on the field, go mill around with the hoi polloi and the fancy journalists in my usually pair of cut-off jean shorts and a black caps jersey.

That's so frustrating.

You know, when I had the match point, I was on the second serve.

Okay, you aim in the middle.

Whatever you do, you just put the ball in the court and then he hates me 142.

I was like, fuck, I would have to serve and I would have to.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Well, I've got to say, huge rookie era.

I love it.

Love it, love it, love it.

I think her mistake was trying to put up the guardrail.

She was trying to put up the bumper bars for him.

Never do that.

If I'm ever doing that and I can see them coming up for a swear, especially if it's a drunk punter, I'll do the mic.

I'll just be ready to remove the mic.

Or I'll be like, this will be funny if he swears.

So I might try to goad him into it.

And I think she made a fatal mistake by trying to say don't do it and he said, no, I'm going to do it.

And also apologising on behalf of someone is a thing that happens in commentary for some reason.

Like if a hot mic picks up a rugby player effing and jeffing on the field, they stop and go, apologies for that language.