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Well, didn't they employ that against basketball?

They had a backstop for the Harry Brook top edge.

That's something.

See, it's about timing though, isn't it?

Yeah.

Well, he used to be quite a bumbaladdy at schools and his nickname was the heavy roller.

Oh, was he?

His second five...

the ideal position for a bit of a bomber lady who's got skills i think so because you don't need express pace no you don't need to do a lot of running like your back three and going back and supporting or going back and covering any sort of kicks is it that's the position isn't it yeah i think so especially the younger grade when the first five is usually like the best player probably could kick as well so single five you're a bit a bit more chilled out about it all you probably smoke durries as well yeah

Yep, I agree with that.

Maybe that's why all the league players, they all come and play number 12, don't they?

No, they can't go to the forwards because I reckon there's just too many –

Things you have to learn over several years in the forward pack.

I know.

It was one of the most awkward interactions you'll ever see, and Minaya was just left high and dry.

Oh, did he go in for a big bro shake or something?

No, he got told that Willie wanted to meet him by one of his producers.

Oh, no.

And Willie didn't want to meet him.

What are we doing?