Gabby Bryan

My most embarrassing celebrity crush. Who's like an uggo that I love? Oh, Jonah Hill. Yeah, I have a Jonah Hill kink. Wow.

My most embarrassing celebrity crush. Who's like an uggo that I love? Oh, Jonah Hill. Yeah, I have a Jonah Hill kink. Wow.

There's just something about like a chubby Jew that I love. Yeah, chubby Jews are hot.

There's just something about like a chubby Jew that I love. Yeah, chubby Jews are hot.

Right? Totally.

Right? Totally.

Zeus and Hercules. Oh, you got a little mythology. All right.

Zeus and Hercules. Oh, you got a little mythology. All right.

It's the best Disney series. I don't know. Animated. What's yours? And then maybe you'll inspire me.

It's the best Disney series. I don't know. Animated. What's yours? And then maybe you'll inspire me.

And height. He's obviously super tall. I think, what's the Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob? Oh my God. God. He's rich. He's so rich. You love that? I love that. You love that? And Larry the Lobster, if we're in the tone of Spongebob. Yeah, yeah. Parental crustaceans. Ed, Ed, and Eddie. I don't know who that is. Just three dumb guys on Cartoon Network. Okay. Really dumb. Yeah.

And height. He's obviously super tall. I think, what's the Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob? Oh my God. God. He's rich. He's so rich. You love that? I love that. You love that? And Larry the Lobster, if we're in the tone of Spongebob. Yeah, yeah. Parental crustaceans. Ed, Ed, and Eddie. I don't know who that is. Just three dumb guys on Cartoon Network. Okay. Really dumb. Yeah.

Like, almost medically dumb. Yeah. I'd give SpongeBob a handjob for sure.

Like, almost medically dumb. Yeah. I'd give SpongeBob a handjob for sure.

Patrick is kind of a slay, too. Oh, Patrick is cute.

Patrick is kind of a slay, too. Oh, Patrick is cute.

And his house, when you finally go under the rock, it's big.

And his house, when you finally go under the rock, it's big.

Oh, my God. My ex-boyfriend used to beg me to peg him. Are you serious? Yes. And I never did. And I actually really regret it.

Oh, my God. My ex-boyfriend used to beg me to peg him. Are you serious? Yes. And I never did. And I actually really regret it.