Gabby Windey

He thinks his grandkids are going to give one flying fuck about him for playing an intramural drunk kick football league. This is his lasting imprint on the world. And he needs to have a baby with his last name. And my, my, my whole line of a family tree must be quickly forgotten about. Yeah.

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Yes, I need a new last name to the man who sniffs my father's underwear, but I cannot confront him because we as women are supposed to be passive and docile and amicable, amiable. Because we as women are supposed to turn the other way when he kisses his mother on the mouth and then kisses my mother on the mouth. This is the man that you want to take his last name. All right, all right.

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

Well, you sit on the phone with social security because you so desperately want a new email. I'd rather pluck out my mustache, one fine baby hair by one fine baby hair than change my email. What? Think about, just think about it. That is so much work that you're willingly asking in. But you know what? Like I've said again and again, I support women. So honestly, do whatever the fuck you want.

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern me. And I don't, you think I have one last fiber filled with energy to spare about your last name? I don't. I don't. Take that last name, Mrs. Dickle. That's who you wanna be. That's who I want you to be. What am I supposed to say? Anyways, the institution of marriage. Sometimes I hear from lesbians, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.

I don't quite even, I love being married. It makes me horny. It turns me on. It makes me feel safe. Oh, marriage is for the insecure as they say. And I get the institution of marriage and the last name thing, obviously. I get the church marriage rooted in the patriarchy. Women cannot have access to this high priesthood. Yes, I've been doing a lot of research on Mormonism.

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

And sometimes I wonder, and sometimes I wonder, why don't the oligarchs, why don't the fascists of our country, why aren't they Mormon? Because the Mormons do have a leg up. They all look the same. with some kind of a mutated beach wave and a reinvented mixture of a soda that used to be called something of a Sylvia Plaths. You guys know what I mean? Do the math, figure it the fuck out.

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

You know, you wanted to talk about with your parents. With your parents, because you're on a family vacation, which a family vacation is a road trip to the KOA, mind you, which is free and you're sleeping on the ground. Yeah, dad, sure, we took a family vacation. He says, well, we used to drive up to the mountains all the time. My point, my point exactly.

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?