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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

A family vacation, a relaxing time isn't coming head to head with a grizzly. Never have. Thank God. And I never will. Anyways, on your family vacation, we're lower middle class. We're going to have fine dining at the Taco Bell. Please. Still one of my favorite restaurants to this day. And you're going to make yourself a mix of the Pepsi and the orange Fanta and the Sprite. And what is that called?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Like a Sylvia pot. Anyways, the Mormons have reinvented this with their soda shops. The church marriage, the evangelical Christians, aren't they all evangelical? I don't know. I'm not here to take heed. I'm here to talk shit. Leave me alone. Let me breathe. I get that. I get that. We don't want the whole, the one man has to give me away to another man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I understand the patriarchal of things, but what I don't understand is that I love commitment. Marriage is for the insecurities. Excuse me? You're sounding pretty insecure to me. Smelt it, dealt it, pot and kettle. Why don't you take a look in the mirrors, sir?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Why don't you take a look in the mirror, sir, because it takes a lot of security to do what I'm doing, to put your whole self aside and have enough confidence that you can love another fully, even though she's the most cultured, wisest, hottest, smartest, funniest person you've ever met, but you have to know it doesn't make you less. No, because you want to settle for a dud. D-U-D. Three letters.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

As many brain cells as he has in his head. And you're going to take his last name. At least you believe in the institution of marriage, I guess. You can't win. You can't win. Because did I just unravel my whole argument? I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Because if marriage is for the insecures, then aren't we all a little insecure?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

As many brain cells as he has in his head. And you're going to take his last name. At least you believe in the institution of marriage, I guess. You can't win. You can't win. Because did I just unravel my whole argument? I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Because if marriage is for the insecures, then aren't we all a little insecure?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

As many brain cells as he has in his head. And you're going to take his last name. At least you believe in the institution of marriage, I guess. You can't win. You can't win. Because did I just unravel my whole argument? I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Because if marriage is for the insecures, then aren't we all a little insecure?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Don't we all just have to admit it? You're telling me you don't have some kind of an attachment style and no, I'm not talking about the secure can. No, we're all a little fucked up and I'm a little avoidant. So the commitment helps ground me. I don't have to be scared anymore. I've learned I'm healing, that I don't have to run, that it's okay to be loved.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Don't we all just have to admit it? You're telling me you don't have some kind of an attachment style and no, I'm not talking about the secure can. No, we're all a little fucked up and I'm a little avoidant. So the commitment helps ground me. I don't have to be scared anymore. I've learned I'm healing, that I don't have to run, that it's okay to be loved.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Don't we all just have to admit it? You're telling me you don't have some kind of an attachment style and no, I'm not talking about the secure can. No, we're all a little fucked up and I'm a little avoidant. So the commitment helps ground me. I don't have to be scared anymore. I've learned I'm healing, that I don't have to run, that it's okay to be loved.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And now I have something to look forward to, which is spending my life with someone that I really love and care about, Robbie. That takes security. The institution of marriage. Now, I don't know, and of course this is for the gays, the lesbians specifically. I don't know how it works in a homosexual man relationship. How does the patriarchy works when there's two patriarchs?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And now I have something to look forward to, which is spending my life with someone that I really love and care about, Robbie. That takes security. The institution of marriage. Now, I don't know, and of course this is for the gays, the lesbians specifically. I don't know how it works in a homosexual man relationship. How does the patriarchy works when there's two patriarchs?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And now I have something to look forward to, which is spending my life with someone that I really love and care about, Robbie. That takes security. The institution of marriage. Now, I don't know, and of course this is for the gays, the lesbians specifically. I don't know how it works in a homosexual man relationship. How does the patriarchy works when there's two patriarchs?