Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Episodes
Merry Christmas with Robby Hoffman!!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I am taking a break this week to enjoy Christmas with my family (Rob, Nard, and Nom) so here is last years Christmas episode with my hubby! Merry Chri...
The Robby Hoffman
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Robby Hoffman’s (my husband) new Netflix special is out now!!!!!! Please tune tf in. Meanwhile, we talk about loving each other, birthdays as childr...
D*ddy Doc
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Were talking all about the new D*ddy documentary on Netflix. Godspeed to all of us! Enjoy!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz....
Flight anxiety
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Robby and I travel to Colorado with trouble to follow such as a flat tire and her driving skills. We are also discussing the woes of flight ...
heterofatalism
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
we’re talking what heterofatalism really means and what made it come about. A feeling most woman have these days. Also talking the vogue article on ...
American SHE-roes: Virginia Giuffre and Aileen Wuornos
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are discussing American Sheroes - Virginia Giuffre, a well known Epstein victim who has recently died and Aileen Wuornos, a famous serial...
Audrey Hobert
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Such a fun convo with Audrey she is funny, talented and v well spoken. We talk everything really, her inspiration for writing her new album “Who’s...
Zohran and the Louvrre
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week were getting into the NYC mayoral race. Not that I care THAT much but it seems to be history in the making especially with Andrew pe*vert Cu...
p*$$y toupee and RHOSLC
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re talking about moving to Canada temporarily, what the Kim Kardashian merkin means to us, and the new amazing but stressful season of ...
Dylan efron
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
we talk all things DWTS! From shaking his a*s to milkshake to sweet family moments, to the stiff comp of other dancers and of course fantasy novels. E...
life of a (show) girl
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
huge week in pop culture as we get to discuss the divisive topic of Taylor Swift again! My review of Life of a Showgirl and what else it’s like to b...
The Pitt, our honeymoon and Dv4d
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I finally started watching The Pitt and naturally have some thoughts mainly where is the nurse representation!? We are an integral part to that hospit...
Glen Powell and Charlie Kirk
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
we’re back this week! Discussing having your period during an eclipse, Glen Powells latest GQ cover with fake muscles and Charlie Kirk Hosted by S...
VMAs and Tr*mps cankles
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
this week on the pod we’re talking all about our country. What happened on this ill fated day all those years ago (check the date if you haven’t),...
Bosco
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week sexy hot and hilarious Drag Queen Bosco is on the pod!! She competed (and crushed) season 14 of RuPaul’s Drag Race and most recently seaso...
Hunting wives
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're finally talking the joy that is Hunting Wives!! The h*rny and p*rny show that made you wonder if you're a lesbian (you are!!). Also ta...
Taylor Swift
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Swift!!! Is not on the pod but were talking all things including news of her new album "Life of a Showgirl," her appearance on her Travis Kelce...
Renee Rapp
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week all our prayers have been answered and lesbian icon Renee Rapp is on the pod!! We talk all things lezzer including but not limited to scisso...
"getting stuffed"
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been asked to "get stuffed" in bed? Well turns out you're not the only one! This week we are talking about the ever evolving vocabulary ...
Loser murderers and Epstein's "shoe"
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking the Idaho murders victim impact statement by sister Kaylee, the progression of the mess that is the Epstein files and the state of the Y...
Brain death by sex
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week were talking about my lifelong plight with tinnitis, how choking during sex is really affecting our dainty little necks, and my time in Malt...
Love Island's Iris
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Iris is joining us on Long Winded this week!! We talk all thing's Love Island including how was being a new girl in the villa, the sexual tension in c...
Diddy, Sabrina and tooth gems
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of news this past week and gaggy media is covering it all. From the Diddy Trial to Sabrina Carpenter (sorry I had to) to my personal beefs with t...
WW3 and Love Island
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm back!!! From wherever tf I was and with fresh new content. Im overwhelmed with current affairs; impending world war (would this be happening if wo...
Listen Now: DaBaddest Radio
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DaBaddest Radio, hosted by Bretman Rock, is a confidence boosting show where he's bringing his signature style and attitude to each episode. We'll be ...
The whole of business hours
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The episode where it all began.. not really but for some of you. And if you've only seen clips on instagram you OWE IT TO BOTH OF US to listen to the ...
Polyfamily and PICA
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're discussing TLC's hit shows Sister Wives and Polyfamily and some diseases that are top of mind like PICA and "Long Covid" lolz. Enjoy!!...
Brooke Averick's back
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our beloved and charming Brooke Averick is back!! We talk the current state of dating in LA men (horrible) and on the apps (horrendous), writing her f...
Answering your questions with a buzz
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Answering your questions!! Giving advice (not qualified obviously, I'm no Mel Robbins) on how to signal that you're gay/er to creepy men, winning an e...
I told Hailey Bieber I'm a lesbian
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week were talking meeting Kris Jenner (and other Jenner's and couldn't stop saying I was a lesbian), getting upsold in medspas (no i do want the ...
Hubby baby with Robby Hoffman
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My hubby baby Robby wifey is here! By popular demand omg the most requested guest. We talk her rapidly budding acting career, the Hoffman family visit...
Male loneliness epi
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Covering all our bases this week with overhead lighting in a meeting making me act funny, being friends with your coworkers (over my dead body unless ...
scaleria baldwin, scameghan markle and scamandatory consult fees
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm talking about all of our favorite scammers this week (not mentioned flake lively - back again!), the beauty standard (causing my face to peel for ...
breasts and baked beans
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're diving into Trump's health exam (which no one asked for), our future of tin fish and baked beans, and JoJo S*wa! Godspeed to us!Sponsors:Arya: R...
Liza Treyger
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and pop culture enthusiast Liza Treyger is on Long Winded today!! We talk humiliation kinks (naturally), Real Housewives (RHOA and RHONY), be...
Protection by pussy wall
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A big week for women here on Long Winded!! (what's new). We're talking about Aimee Lou (love), all women space crew (eh) and Britney, me and Lady Libe...
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I think you can gather the array of this week's topics. Including a new invention for the depressed people, the details of spray tanning Donald Trump ...
Listen Now: World's First Podcast
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The World's First Podcast with Erin and Sara Foster - the real life podcast from “Nobody Wants This.” The Foster sisters will let you i...
Ky jelly and conspiracies
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week I’m running my mouth and can barely catch it!! I’m talking about co-ed spaces (no men in the spa!!), antivaxxing :/ and the not so dista...
I believe in marriage but not in coachella
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week is an emotional roller coaster filled with a tale of dog hospice, discussing the institution of marriage (love it) and why i'll never go to ...
this one's for the bandwagon
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some of you may have heard this one before but we know there's new listeners lurking every second. Welcome!! The water's lukewarm!! Not very comfortab...
hootin around with Carolyn Wiger
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The most requested guest Carolyn Wiger's on!! We talk about everything from the Traitors, sobriety and all other kinds of shit talk!! enjoy!! You can ...
El*n m*sk n skid marks
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're getting into my three favorite girls Meryl Streep, Trisha Paytas and Robby Hoffman and my three least favorite men Justin B*ldoni, El*n M*sk and...
who's this diva cup
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another packed episode full of nothing and everything buckle up. How Bella Hadid changed my life (not enough tbh), needing security (in uniqlo suits) ...
Role play and feminism with Sarah Schauer
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah Schauer is on this week!!! She is as hiliarious as she is smart and we talk about lesbian yearning, strap-on stretching (strap ons are really ha...
A strap in New York
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week were talking a strap on of sorts (the packer), how to get maternity leave as a non maternal, and the woes of AI (its taking all of our jobs,...
Chiropractic pervert
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Where do we even start this week. Recap of the Grammys (THE year for music if you ask me), the time i threw out my back at a tanning salon with a full...
After a lesbian breakup with Becca Moore
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Becca Moore is with us this week!! She vulnerably tells about her first lesbian breakup and gives us advice on how to heal. We also talk sex (obvi )an...
I burnt my clitoris
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a lot to cover whats new!! We're talking the tragic LA fires (link for go fund me's in description), the latest nail polish invented...
Mentally ill with Brooke Averick
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brooke Averick is joining us this week!! And we all (speaking for you) couldn't be more excited. We break down the details of our mental illnesses, wh...
AI aborti*n
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back from the holidays with tons to talk about including the potential new AI abortion, the horrifying story of Gisele Pelicot and the ongoing drama o...
7 second makeout to sex pipeline
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Its my birthday!! Recapping me and Robby's steamy Cabo trip hehe, the deterioration of the actual Y chromosome (literally researched back i thin), and...
Strap (on) szn with expert Robby Hoffman
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thats right were talking strapping (str*p on sex - get with it you perverts), bisexual awakenings and of course Luigi Mangione. We also answer some of...
Before the breakup....
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long W...
a vulva to a rose
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I'm airing out grievances this week all right whats new. I'm talking multiple men getting under my skin (including but not limited too Adam Levine), p...
Dancing queen Ezra Sosa
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the cutest, most talented and hilarious Dancing with the Stars queen Ezra Sosa is on! We talk all things Dancing with Stars, Ezra's upbringi...
Masturbation manifestation
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving!!!! I dont have anything to be grateful personally besides all of YOU!! There will be lessons on how to get the most out of masturb...
the martial art of queefing
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week were getting into ways for women to protect themselves such as martial arts, queefing, and steel toe boots. Also discussing the Martha Stewa...
Makeout marathon with GirlBossTown
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
GirllBossTown aka Robyn Delmonte is with us this week!! The cutest, funniest and well versed pop culture expert I have ever met. We talk all things po...
Dog moms can go to hell
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Talking all kinds of controversial topics such as dog moms (this will hurt feelings), anal prolapse, and the tragic story of the Menendez brothers. Yo...
Advice from your relationship guru (me)
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Answering your voice notes today and giving the most sound advice I can offer (use your discretion pls). Im giving advice on workplace romances (love ...
Gay sh*t
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sports Illustrated model, entrepreneur, and gay girlie (we love it) Lauren Chan is on Long Windered today!! We talk all things lesbian really - femini...
Scrotal scratch n sniff
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I wish i was kidding with what I've endured this week re: title. Also talking meeting Robby's family, embarrassing moments, and astrology!! I also att...
Big tits skinny brow
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week were talking about how I boldly debuted my skinny brow at a very important meeting (didnt go as planned), break throughs in therapy, and Lan...
Future gay icon Grace O'Malley
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious cutie Grace O'Malley is on Long Windered!! We talk the furture of her sexuality - being gay (hello it's the only way), her blossoming standu...
Leaked nudes
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I am a victim!!!! Finally!! Of attempted extortion with emphasis on "attempted." All the pain and no gain. Today I'm telling you everything about an o...
All men should have hair plugs
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week and forever I am disillusioned by all things including but not limited to New York Fashion Week, men (and their audacity specifically on dat...
Virgin Mary is c*nt with Tefi
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the gorgeous, hilarious and wise Tefi is on!! We talk all things astrology (were both Leo moons hello), dating, and the source of Tefi's tim...
butt stuff
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Running my mouth on the enigma that is Tonia Haddix and Chimp Crazy, an@l sex (someone's gotta do it), and Robby and I are going to New York!! I hope ...
Victoria's Secret model Taylor Hill!!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week a real life model is on the pod, Taylor Hill!! We cover everything about her modeling career including if male model's are dumb (jury's stil...
a court of yeast and beasts
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Were talking ACOTAR!! (fairy b*tch boys [not rhys duh] and what would happen if Fey got a yeast infection), preparing for (blur) Fall - wish it would ...
loml
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Robby is back today!! We talk our relationship (working on our "communication" when are we not we're l*sbians), Robby's fashion sense, answer caller q...
Dr Baggy
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Im gonna teach you a thing or two today about your own menstrual cycle, strap ons (i said it), my recent internet beef, and my reigning title of Miss ...
going gay with Becca Moore
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we have the modern day iconic feminist Becca Moore!! She talks about her new relationship with Shannon Beveridge (hot), navigating her new found...
P*ssy sneezing
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Packed ep this week with a health scare (Robby was more scared than me), epiphanies while filming in Scotland, p*ssy sneezing and a relationship updat...
Queen icon it girlie Brooke Schofield is back!!
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Queen Brooke is back on Long Winded talking new boobs and her iconic scandal with (don't make me say it) which is unfolding before our eyes (ty 13 par...
The most requested episode OF ALL TIME - LOVE ISLAND USA!!!
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hot taking and never before heard insights on the current Love Island USA (season 6)!! Spoiler alert - Rob is BEYOND ded to me. And the rise of the ra...
Going to class with Caleb Hearon
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week have on the incredibly intelligent and hilarious comedian Caleb Hearon! He's also a tv writer and music video star but we didn't get into an...
new politics
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're diving deep into emotional responsiveness couples therapy (a mouthfull omg) and an iconic roasting lead by congress woman Jasmine Crockett. Thes...
Another advice 'sode
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'm answering voicememos!! G-d do I love hearing your voices and all the crazy sh*t you've been through - you're not alone. I do my best to ...
Eclectic with Natalie Viall
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Natalie Viall is on the pod this week!! We talk and and cackle through all kinds of things like Natalie being a new mom (hot), getting married (chic) ...
Bad Botox
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Divulging my explorations with botox (we've all been there), thots on Baby Reindeer (not Martha going on a press tour) and one time my years of nursin...
Hammer toe with Connor Wood aka Fibula
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the hilar Connor Wood (Fibula) is on Long Winded! The conversation derails many times but we cover his new found brotherhood with his dog (i...
Cigarette mom
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I reminisce on my high school days and unexpectedly setting my deck on fire (oopsies hehe), my trip to New York where I was ghosted for the ...
Scissoring
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lesbian icon Shannon Beveridge is on Long Winded today! We talk about the journey of figuring out your sexuality (still on it), the truth about scisso...
Thank god for the Tesla truck recall
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Teslas, the patriarchy, and Michael Buble are all ded to me! What's new!! I talk the high level of gaslighting that tesla has achieved, the ...
Our one year anniversary!!
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of our one year anniversary today's guest is my belvoded gf, Robby! In this episode you'll get a peak into our relationship (hehe) and get to...
Nightmares of going commando
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Talking about Robby and I's trip across the pond!! This was our first trip overseas together where we got scammed by air bnb (shocker), I got caught w...
our love affair w/ Vinny Guadagnino
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fist pump founder, reformed party boy, and Jersey Shore Star, Vinny Guadagnino, is on the pod today!! We reminisce about Dancing with the Stars (where...
unsolicited advice
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Giving questionable advice in response to your voicemails!! If you are the dog rescue one please give me the name of the rescue to post on insta and a...
a life update
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I can't believe this is the first episode of Long Winded!! Here I am letting you in on my intrusive thoughts, the soft attempt at my first cancellatio...
horse n carriage w/ Brooke Schofield
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It girl, icon and ultimate girls girl, Brooke Schofield, is on the pod today as my first guest!!! Brooke is cheeky, candid and hilarious as always tal...
Coming Soon: Long Winded with Gabby Windey
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Given her vast array of expertise, Gabby Windey takes her guests on a deep dive into the topics today’s audiences care about: dating (duh), sexualit...