Gabby Windey
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So, and then some of you may be thinking, okay, this is where you lost me. Okay, this is enough for me. Well, not me. Not me. If I have imagined Trump's asshole, burnt orange on the outside, covered with wispy hairs, similar to those on top of his head, bleach blonde and thin in nature, then you have to too. And I don't know if you know this about me. I've lived many lives.
So, and then some of you may be thinking, okay, this is where you lost me. Okay, this is enough for me. Well, not me. Not me. If I have imagined Trump's asshole, burnt orange on the outside, covered with wispy hairs, similar to those on top of his head, bleach blonde and thin in nature, then you have to too. And I don't know if you know this about me. I've lived many lives.
So, and then some of you may be thinking, okay, this is where you lost me. Okay, this is enough for me. Well, not me. Not me. If I have imagined Trump's asshole, burnt orange on the outside, covered with wispy hairs, similar to those on top of his head, bleach blonde and thin in nature, then you have to too. And I don't know if you know this about me. I've lived many lives.
Not just the ones in the notebook and Yellowstone that the regressionist told me. I've lived many lives on this earth. I've lived many lives. Not only was I an NFL cheerleader, an ICU nurse, I am a college dropout. I went to midwifery school for one year and a half before I had to throw in the towel after I learned about liability insurance. You're telling me.
Not just the ones in the notebook and Yellowstone that the regressionist told me. I've lived many lives on this earth. I've lived many lives. Not only was I an NFL cheerleader, an ICU nurse, I am a college dropout. I went to midwifery school for one year and a half before I had to throw in the towel after I learned about liability insurance. You're telling me.
Not just the ones in the notebook and Yellowstone that the regressionist told me. I've lived many lives on this earth. I've lived many lives. Not only was I an NFL cheerleader, an ICU nurse, I am a college dropout. I went to midwifery school for one year and a half before I had to throw in the towel after I learned about liability insurance. You're telling me.
You're telling me after I'm wrist deep in the assistance of the miracle that is childbirth, I can be sued for up to 18 years by both parties, the mom and the baby? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'd rather go on reality TV where I can get a chance to do the suing for once. Cut me some slack. No, I had to get out of there, but not before.
You're telling me after I'm wrist deep in the assistance of the miracle that is childbirth, I can be sued for up to 18 years by both parties, the mom and the baby? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'd rather go on reality TV where I can get a chance to do the suing for once. Cut me some slack. No, I had to get out of there, but not before.
You're telling me after I'm wrist deep in the assistance of the miracle that is childbirth, I can be sued for up to 18 years by both parties, the mom and the baby? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'd rather go on reality TV where I can get a chance to do the suing for once. Cut me some slack. No, I had to get out of there, but not before.
Not before I passed my health assessment class, a necessity where you had to go not via Zoom, but as live action. You had to show up to the flesh, in the flesh, to perform an assessment. From the lymph nodes behind your ears to the hole in your ass to the pulse in your toes. I had to assess it all. You know where this is going. I've been a prostate examiner once. Add that to my resume.
Not before I passed my health assessment class, a necessity where you had to go not via Zoom, but as live action. You had to show up to the flesh, in the flesh, to perform an assessment. From the lymph nodes behind your ears to the hole in your ass to the pulse in your toes. I had to assess it all. You know where this is going. I've been a prostate examiner once. Add that to my resume.
Not before I passed my health assessment class, a necessity where you had to go not via Zoom, but as live action. You had to show up to the flesh, in the flesh, to perform an assessment. From the lymph nodes behind your ears to the hole in your ass to the pulse in your toes. I had to assess it all. You know where this is going. I've been a prostate examiner once. Add that to my resume.
What can't she do? We're live action. Not only me, but my patient. My patient. Not sick. It's not sick, no. And you might be thinking, oh, yeah, where did she go? Phoenix, you. Well, to that, I say, fuck you. You act like I haven't thought of that before. Good joke. Good joke. Not. I'm live in the flesh and so is my patient. It was not a patient. He's an actor. Put some respect on his name.
What can't she do? We're live action. Not only me, but my patient. My patient. Not sick. It's not sick, no. And you might be thinking, oh, yeah, where did she go? Phoenix, you. Well, to that, I say, fuck you. You act like I haven't thought of that before. Good joke. Good joke. Not. I'm live in the flesh and so is my patient. It was not a patient. He's an actor. Put some respect on his name.
What can't she do? We're live action. Not only me, but my patient. My patient. Not sick. It's not sick, no. And you might be thinking, oh, yeah, where did she go? Phoenix, you. Well, to that, I say, fuck you. You act like I haven't thought of that before. Good joke. Good joke. Not. I'm live in the flesh and so is my patient. It was not a patient. He's an actor. Put some respect on his name.
An actor that willingly signed up for this position to be the receiver of a prostate exam. Think of that which you may. Okay, Gabby, you're up. Well, I never, I never, I show up and I am professional and I never say no to a duty. I glove up, non-latex, as to not have a perianal abscess show up, but seconds later, it's sensitive. There are directions to trim the nails, my nails down to my cuticle.
An actor that willingly signed up for this position to be the receiver of a prostate exam. Think of that which you may. Okay, Gabby, you're up. Well, I never, I never, I show up and I am professional and I never say no to a duty. I glove up, non-latex, as to not have a perianal abscess show up, but seconds later, it's sensitive. There are directions to trim the nails, my nails down to my cuticle.
An actor that willingly signed up for this position to be the receiver of a prostate exam. Think of that which you may. Okay, Gabby, you're up. Well, I never, I never, I show up and I am professional and I never say no to a duty. I glove up, non-latex, as to not have a perianal abscess show up, but seconds later, it's sensitive. There are directions to trim the nails, my nails down to my cuticle.