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Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Summerhouse scandal and “Jason Jackson”

09 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

4.469 - 30.873 Gabby Windey

Welcome back. Welcome back, I said. Happy to have you here. Welcome back to me. I just got back home last night. It feels so good. It feels so good to be back with my Robbie baby. You know, it's just like there's nothing like it. She had the whole house constructionized. Basically, our front patio went through a full demo.

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31.573 - 53.896 Gabby Windey

We needed a new wine rack and a trash compactor because we had a trash compactor, which is really the best amenity in the house. So we fought for another one after our other one broke. But where do you find a trash compactor? It's really, really hard to find these days. So we found one, but it's too big. But now it fits perfectly. And she was there for it, and we got a new bed.

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53.936 - 77.862 Gabby Windey

We got a new king bed. It's a dream. Robbie still crawls her way all the way over to me in the middle of the night. She likes to be in my space, and honestly, I don't mind. But you know what? It's good to be home. It is good to be home. And I think about her, and I talk about her all the time when I'm away, probably to the point of being annoying, but I don't care. I don't care.

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78.466 - 101.875 Gabby Windey

I don't care because she's my loved one. She's the only one. Being around so many people, you may think, oh, there's so many people in the world. What am I doing? But I, on the contrary, think, oh, there's so many people in the world and I hate them. The one that I love is back at home. So, here we are. I was in New York and New Jersey filming Peaked.

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101.935 - 132.057 Gabby Windey

I'll let you know what I think about New Jersey at some point, but it's just, it's not very good. I don't want to say too much about it, okay? Because one, I'm probably not allowed to, and two, I want to save it. I want to save it, but you guys, just you wait. Just you wait with bated breath. How long can I hold it for, you may ask. I don't know. I don't want to turn blur on you.

132.077 - 152.864 Gabby Windey

I don't want to have too much fun on you. Okay, well, I don't have anything to crack. But look at this cute glass. My good friend Liz got them for us from Mexico City. They have a story. That's why I like all my things. I want them to have a story. But not everything has to have a story. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's okay to just, like, get something because you like it.

154.006 - 185.96 Gabby Windey

I'm talking to Robbie. Oh. Okay. Okay. I think that's it. I'm just kidding. So, to begin the scripture for today, I must check in, you know, on Ethel King's Instagram post. I love seeing the human body in all its natural forms. I do. You could call me Purians, if you may, and that means having or encouraging on excessive interest in sexual matters.

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Okay.

186.753 - 207.546 Gabby Windey

Definitely. Perhaps in genitalia. Absolutely. I thought it brave. I thought it profound, that little square. The message that she is sending is brave and irreverent in a way that's just like, here I am. Here I am. Leg spread. This is me. We can all be proud of that.

Chapter 2: What is the Summerhouse scandal involving Amanda and Ciara?

1491.69 - 1520.843 Gabby Windey

Find the nipple. Where's Waldo? This disconjugate nipples are also pierced. Who's to judge? I've had a pierced nipple once, and thank God Robbie ripped it out. Apparently it smelled like the belly button of a ring hole. A muted kind of rancid. I'm ashamed of myself. And under Jason's rancid nipple ring lies his hairy navel, exposed about one inch, just enough.

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1521.43 - 1553.177 Gabby Windey

Just enough to see his minor pot belly filled with gray fur to match his hair atop his head. And in his preferred angle of the upturned selfie, you can see that fat come out just show. Moving on. Now we're still scanning. Moving on. He wears down to the pelvis. Moving on. He wears very tight. Yeast infection inducing camel toe exposing. And Jason, these are exposing his moose knuckles of sorts.

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1553.377 - 1579.395 Gabby Windey

Or he wishes for he doesn't have simply a camel. Women's athletic shorts like the Lululemon of a kind. Tight, tight, tight athletic shorts. Everything is so tight. And this is the husband of the former United States Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristen Noem. Jason Jackson. His birth given name is Brian Noem. But he goes by JJ for some odd reason.

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1579.495 - 1606.166 Gabby Windey

Especially since it seems like he is wanting to be more of a Jessica. Or a Janet. Or maybe a Julianne. Julianne, something a little more feminine to match his extremely large nipples. For I can relate, though. It looks like I've breastfed five to six children, and they are stuck erect. A blessing, for I haven't had to breastfeed one, but I am in a great position to be a wet nurse.

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1611.434 - 1633.734 Gabby Windey

Permission to kink shame, I say. vehemently, I'm sorry, it's not kink shaming when they're a Republican, but that's just the data, I say. Brian dresses up like Jason and then pays online models to talk to him or whatever the fuck he's doing. He calls it bimbofication, a new name we've never heard of.

1633.754 - 1659.207 Gabby Windey

Okay, fine, an inventor of another form of a kink fetish or a cosplay, sure, whatever, it's made up. But please, put name to whatever freaky deaky you are. I'm not judging. He's just a hypocrite. Our girl Jason's wife isn't clean either. Surprise, surprise. It takes a freak to know a freak. First, she is an incredible Republican trying to ban drag queens, huh?

1659.227 - 1688.87 Gabby Windey

Your husband is literally a beginner drag queen. He's practicing. He's in training to be a drag queen. So ban him. She supports abortion. Shocker. She praised the death of the ICE murders without investigation. And... Surprisingly, other governmental people were really looking at her sideways and thank God. And lo and behold, she is having an affair with a subordinate. With a subordinate.

1689.11 - 1714.535 Gabby Windey

A woman of power preying on the lesser. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, baby girl. You let it rock and ride. I guess we shall say the colloquial women in male-dominated fields. And this led to her impeachment. Justice disturbed would never on our real president, but sure, impeach the girl who nobody cares about and nobody listens to anyway.

1714.756 - 1744.777 Gabby Windey

But who leaked these photos and Jason Dex messages to the press? Was it her? Was it him? Was it his online lover? Was it me? Am I him? Am I her? Am I his online lover? No, but dare I say, her affair came out and she wanted a distraction, so she leaked. The triple Z titties with the confused nippled to Areola. Doesn't take a genius. We've seen it before and we'll see it time and time again.

Chapter 3: How does Amanda's situation reflect on girl code?

1913.707 - 1946.473 Gabby Windey

Okay, I have some time, so I'm gonna go through my notes and explain to you what goes on in this P-Brain. Let's see. Deals to be paid. You know I'm keeping track. Unfortunately, I have no incoming. Oh, I have. If AI were for the girls, then we'd be down. But it seems to be for the boys in some way, doesn't it?

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1947.134 - 1974.243 Gabby Windey

Doesn't it seem like, well, we know AI was invented from a man because they want to destroy the earth and they want to... be the most powerful ones because they're so insecure and they're jealous of women that they have to overcome it in some way. So they're like, ah, I hate women. Let's create robots to ruin everyone's life because I hate myself so much because I wasn't born with mammary glands.

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1974.503 - 2001.898 Gabby Windey

This is a thought process for creating AI. And they're using it specifically to To take down women. What if we used AI for the good? What if we used it to uplift women? What if every time we ask chat GPT what's going on, he says, nothing, baby, you are perfect and everyone is jealous, but somehow it seems like it's the opposite. Like a planner wart.

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2003.988 - 2027.076 Gabby Windey

Some things just stick around like a planner wart. Some things, maybe like a person, maybe like a person you can't get rid of. They're implanted in the bottom of your foot and you can't just cut off communication. You have to dig them out in the doctor's office one by one by one. And even that's not enough because there's seeds left.

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2027.056 - 2058.791 Gabby Windey

there's seeds left of this person embedded in your foot so now you just have to chop half your foot off in order to get rid of them and then you become an amputee because you want to live life freely what's it like getting ready as a girl terrible terrible what did i think was misogyny just today Going, getting on the airplane, getting on the airplane, this is misogyny.

2059.392 - 2082.802 Gabby Windey

One carry-on and one personal item? Sure, that's easy for a man who doesn't have to pack his hair stuff, his skincare that you've been using, you've been trying for years to figure out which products are good for your skin to make you look like a 19-year-old. So you have to use them every day. And so what? I did a little shopping. So I have to fit so much into my real carry-on.

2082.862 - 2113.828 Gabby Windey

But my purse has to fit into my carry-on. Men don't have to carry purses. No, they have tiny little wallets. But my purse is built from an emergency. I have my meds. I have my lip liner. I don't know who I'm going to run into. I have an iPad because it won't fit in my carry-on. Because as a woman, society has told me to acquire things. So I have a lot of things, and now I'm punished for it?

2114.55 - 2142.913 Gabby Windey

No, my purse doesn't count as a personal belonging. It counts as nothing. It counts as a service dog. It counts as an emotional support bag. Because we put a lot of things in there that you don't want to know about that we need. So please let us live in peace. Women have been carrying purses since the beginning of time. And guess what? Guess what? I bet it was a man's idea.

2142.973 - 2149.74 Gabby Windey

So she looks more dainty. But then the airlines punish us. So...

Chapter 4: What role do social media and public statements play in scandals?

2175.112 - 2207.561 Gabby Windey

I think that's pretty right. Ooh, Robbie Gifts. Let's see. I'll only tell you the things. Turns out I haven't gotten her anything. Turns out I haven't gotten her anything on this list. Maybe I deleted it, but I can't tell you because one of you will spoil it. meaningful dates. Well, I should probably add to this. 1-11, Vegas wedding. 4, I said 3-11, but it's actually 4-11, courthouse wedding.

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2207.581 - 2212.272 Gabby Windey

10-24, shooting star. 11-18, I got my first movie.

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2216.63 - 2246.086 Gabby Windey

These are the words that I wanted to use on Love Overboard. Sick freaks. G-spot. Dental dams. That's one of my favorites. Motion in the ocean. Toss of the salad. Desperate D-squad. Don't we know them? Captain creeps. Clingy clams. Bottom feeders. Aren't they all those men? Humpbackers. Disgusting. Tight end. Ugh. Not really. Tongue down. Your dad, always. Soyboys and milk jugs.

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2247.007 - 2283.34 Gabby Windey

Throwback to Jason Jackson, those milk jugs, he's both. Beefcakes. Heard your underwear are skid marked on both sides. Pet the panther or mount the Mustang. I can't say this one because it's a little too crass, but obviously I wasn't going to, but I won't even say it. Oscar Mayer Wiener or Johnsonville Brock. Fork found in the kitchen, obviously. The intelligentsia, I see the men.

2283.6 - 2325.832 Gabby Windey

That is sarcasm. Glory holes, derelict downsiders. Never skip head day because they all had tiny heads compared to the rest of their body. Let's see. Don't make me get my belt. Listen up now. Somebody say fish. I haven't eaten all day. Octopuses and water snakes. That's one of my favorites. I mean, they would never let me say this, but dive in that pussy. Seafood tower. Let's see. Okay.

2329.498 - 2332.162 Gabby Windey

Let's see what else I have.

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Let's see what else I have. Okay.

2343.226 - 2369.703 Gabby Windey

To read Of Mice and Men. I read it. Civil Disobedience. I don't think so. Wally Lamb. I haven't read it. I'm reading Crime and Punishment right now. Okay, you guys know I'm educated, but it's actually like from the beginning, it kind of hooks you. This guy's a freak. Photo shoot ideas. Beginning of Barbarella as astronaut floating. And that's it. Let's see. Books to read.

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