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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Here, a nice little leg cross, red hair. I've always said I wanted to dye my hair red. Maybe when I'm going through a midlife crisis because that's when people dye their hair red. And then this one's Robbie, the one in the shorts and the little hat. And then this one and this one. This one's Rosie O'Donnell. And this one's Sylvia Plath. And those are our lesbian couple friends, but they're new.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Here, a nice little leg cross, red hair. I've always said I wanted to dye my hair red. Maybe when I'm going through a midlife crisis because that's when people dye their hair red. And then this one's Robbie, the one in the shorts and the little hat. And then this one and this one. This one's Rosie O'Donnell. And this one's Sylvia Plath. And those are our lesbian couple friends, but they're new.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

They just started fucking. They just started. Slipped a finger in, if you know what I mean, because that's fucking in lesbian culture and that's the way we like it. Because in that singular finger, you'll feel more intimacy, more love and emotion than you've ever felt with that flaccid little anteater coming at your belly button. They're new, so it's sweet.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

They just started fucking. They just started. Slipped a finger in, if you know what I mean, because that's fucking in lesbian culture and that's the way we like it. Because in that singular finger, you'll feel more intimacy, more love and emotion than you've ever felt with that flaccid little anteater coming at your belly button. They're new, so it's sweet.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

They just started fucking. They just started. Slipped a finger in, if you know what I mean, because that's fucking in lesbian culture and that's the way we like it. Because in that singular finger, you'll feel more intimacy, more love and emotion than you've ever felt with that flaccid little anteater coming at your belly button. They're new, so it's sweet.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Oh, because I'm getting on a flight to Portugal, okay? And Robbie's coming with me because she's the love of my life. And I get a plus one and I don't like to go anywhere without her, okay? She's a grounding force. She makes all of the whelming of life. She makes all of the overwhelming of life just whelming. She helps me to handle. Can you imagine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Oh, because I'm getting on a flight to Portugal, okay? And Robbie's coming with me because she's the love of my life. And I get a plus one and I don't like to go anywhere without her, okay? She's a grounding force. She makes all of the whelming of life. She makes all of the overwhelming of life just whelming. She helps me to handle. Can you imagine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Oh, because I'm getting on a flight to Portugal, okay? And Robbie's coming with me because she's the love of my life. And I get a plus one and I don't like to go anywhere without her, okay? She's a grounding force. She makes all of the whelming of life. She makes all of the overwhelming of life just whelming. She helps me to handle. Can you imagine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And welcome back to another episode of Long Wander. Okay, shall we? Shall we? Naturally, I'll talk about the discourse. Is Gabby okay? I know her shtick is depression and she talks about it, but genuinely, has anyone checked on her? Yeah. Yeah, everyone. Are you blind? Have you heard nothing? Are your ears plugged?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And welcome back to another episode of Long Wander. Okay, shall we? Shall we? Naturally, I'll talk about the discourse. Is Gabby okay? I know her shtick is depression and she talks about it, but genuinely, has anyone checked on her? Yeah. Yeah, everyone. Are you blind? Have you heard nothing? Are your ears plugged?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And welcome back to another episode of Long Wander. Okay, shall we? Shall we? Naturally, I'll talk about the discourse. Is Gabby okay? I know her shtick is depression and she talks about it, but genuinely, has anyone checked on her? Yeah. Yeah, everyone. Are you blind? Have you heard nothing? Are your ears plugged?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Are those three little bones in your brain not so reverberating on the correct frequency to understand that I'm okay? Yes, of course I'm okay. I'm too good in fact. I'm too good. Now I don't know what to do with myself. Am I going to be able to create art now that I am somewhat for the first time in my life at some kind of level of contentment? Is that okay with you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Are those three little bones in your brain not so reverberating on the correct frequency to understand that I'm okay? Yes, of course I'm okay. I'm too good in fact. I'm too good. Now I don't know what to do with myself. Am I going to be able to create art now that I am somewhat for the first time in my life at some kind of level of contentment? Is that okay with you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Are those three little bones in your brain not so reverberating on the correct frequency to understand that I'm okay? Yes, of course I'm okay. I'm too good in fact. I'm too good. Now I don't know what to do with myself. Am I going to be able to create art now that I am somewhat for the first time in my life at some kind of level of contentment? Is that okay with you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because it's a scary place to me. What do you mean? Is she okay? And of course I'm not okay. Are we treading on the same planet? Do you know capitalism? It's ruining our lives. Do you know, faschism, it's coming to get us. Not so slow. It's coming to get us in a flat bill and ugly sunglasses, probably Oakley, and a chainsaw on stage at some kind of a conference. Are you kidding?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because it's a scary place to me. What do you mean? Is she okay? And of course I'm not okay. Are we treading on the same planet? Do you know capitalism? It's ruining our lives. Do you know, faschism, it's coming to get us. Not so slow. It's coming to get us in a flat bill and ugly sunglasses, probably Oakley, and a chainsaw on stage at some kind of a conference. Are you kidding?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because it's a scary place to me. What do you mean? Is she okay? And of course I'm not okay. Are we treading on the same planet? Do you know capitalism? It's ruining our lives. Do you know, faschism, it's coming to get us. Not so slow. It's coming to get us in a flat bill and ugly sunglasses, probably Oakley, and a chainsaw on stage at some kind of a conference. Are you kidding?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What are you doing? That is Elon Musk. Okay. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm okay. Because the greatest thing to ever happen to me besides falling in love, it gave me, this is what I'm about to tell you, is the same feeling as when Robbie and I were falling in love at a lesbian dance party to Katy Perry's teenage dream on the perfect amount of mushrooms.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What are you doing? That is Elon Musk. Okay. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm okay. Because the greatest thing to ever happen to me besides falling in love, it gave me, this is what I'm about to tell you, is the same feeling as when Robbie and I were falling in love at a lesbian dance party to Katy Perry's teenage dream on the perfect amount of mushrooms.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What are you doing? That is Elon Musk. Okay. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm okay. Because the greatest thing to ever happen to me besides falling in love, it gave me, this is what I'm about to tell you, is the same feeling as when Robbie and I were falling in love at a lesbian dance party to Katy Perry's teenage dream on the perfect amount of mushrooms.