Gabby Windey

Can't I just throw it up in a pony, a fun bun?

Or shall I opt for a cat-eyed dark eye, which no one seems to recognize?

No, I want to look like myself, but prettier.

Please put it on just right for the camera flash.

will make me look effortless and ethereal like Kate Moss in the 90s after railing a line.

A tragic no-makeup makeup look.

Please, I beg.

I entreaty.

For a no-makeup makeup look, there's an awful lot of concealer under my eyes.

What kind of a note should I be wondering from this peculiar placement?

It goes on heavier and heavier.

What are we trying to hide?

Not so thick on my crow's feet.

I only just ordered a real silk mask.

To help them disappear forever around my almond-shaped eyes.

But it's too early to have this kind of cake in my face.

A crinkle of a smile.

And some may wonder if I've ever made that face before.

And I must not let them know I've ever smiled in my life.

I ask for a messy, curly, oopsie, I have perfect hair like the French do, like this, but it comes out a little too curled and too pretty, but only at the bottom for I look like a mushroom, a funky girly, a spore, a single type of mold found in the dark forest of a Hollywood lair.