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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I looked down into her beautiful face and I saw forever in those gorgeous green eyes and circle sunglasses. That she's had for, I don't know, 12 years and she will not let me touch. Baby, they're crooked. They need an adjustment. It doesn't matter, she says. It's made of a soft material she cannot touch. And she can't get new lenses. No, because she can train her eyes to not get any worse.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I looked down into her beautiful face and I saw forever in those gorgeous green eyes and circle sunglasses. That she's had for, I don't know, 12 years and she will not let me touch. Baby, they're crooked. They need an adjustment. It doesn't matter, she says. It's made of a soft material she cannot touch. And she can't get new lenses. No, because she can train her eyes to not get any worse.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I looked down into her beautiful face and I saw forever in those gorgeous green eyes and circle sunglasses. That she's had for, I don't know, 12 years and she will not let me touch. Baby, they're crooked. They need an adjustment. It doesn't matter, she says. It's made of a soft material she cannot touch. And she can't get new lenses. No, because she can train her eyes to not get any worse.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And what happened to me? And it gave me an out of body experience. I was levitating. This is what happens when I become too heavy, when I have too many dopamines in my brain, when they're all becoming levels, they start to float slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly. There goes the Achilles heel. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. And then my little piggies.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And what happened to me? And it gave me an out of body experience. I was levitating. This is what happens when I become too heavy, when I have too many dopamines in my brain, when they're all becoming levels, they start to float slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly. There goes the Achilles heel. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. And then my little piggies.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And what happened to me? And it gave me an out of body experience. I was levitating. This is what happens when I become too heavy, when I have too many dopamines in my brain, when they're all becoming levels, they start to float slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly. There goes the Achilles heel. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. I can't stop it. And then my little piggies.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I'm floating because Trisha Paytas says she likes me. Because Trisha Paytas has been talking about me. How about you? Maybe if you're lucky. She's the single most person that I've been following for at least two years. And that's a lot for me. She got me at, do you think rare beauty is called rare because of her rare disease? Actually, Trisha, you might be onto something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I'm floating because Trisha Paytas says she likes me. Because Trisha Paytas has been talking about me. How about you? Maybe if you're lucky. She's the single most person that I've been following for at least two years. And that's a lot for me. She got me at, do you think rare beauty is called rare because of her rare disease? Actually, Trisha, you might be onto something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I'm floating because Trisha Paytas says she likes me. Because Trisha Paytas has been talking about me. How about you? Maybe if you're lucky. She's the single most person that I've been following for at least two years. And that's a lot for me. She got me at, do you think rare beauty is called rare because of her rare disease? Actually, Trisha, you might be onto something.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I started levitating. And then I can exactly remember I was making a coffee. And then I got a DM from Trisha Paytas. And then I started floating. I had an out-of-body experience. I was like, this was never supposed to happen to a girl like me. It was never supposed to. And now look where we are. Look where we are. And the drag queen community is fully embracing me, okay?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I started levitating. And then I can exactly remember I was making a coffee. And then I got a DM from Trisha Paytas. And then I started floating. I had an out-of-body experience. I was like, this was never supposed to happen to a girl like me. It was never supposed to. And now look where we are. Look where we are. And the drag queen community is fully embracing me, okay?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I started levitating. And then I can exactly remember I was making a coffee. And then I got a DM from Trisha Paytas. And then I started floating. I had an out-of-body experience. I was like, this was never supposed to happen to a girl like me. It was never supposed to. And now look where we are. Look where we are. And the drag queen community is fully embracing me, okay?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now we've made it. We've made it. I have them on my side. I can do anything with an army of drag queens. And I can. Who says long-term relationships have to be predictable? I always say I'll try anything once and if I like it, twice. And I've tried Aria many times. Aria turns been there, done that into whoa. Oh, let's do that again.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now we've made it. We've made it. I have them on my side. I can do anything with an army of drag queens. And I can. Who says long-term relationships have to be predictable? I always say I'll try anything once and if I like it, twice. And I've tried Aria many times. Aria turns been there, done that into whoa. Oh, let's do that again.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now we've made it. We've made it. I have them on my side. I can do anything with an army of drag queens. And I can. Who says long-term relationships have to be predictable? I always say I'll try anything once and if I like it, twice. And I've tried Aria many times. Aria turns been there, done that into whoa. Oh, let's do that again.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I'd love to introduce you to Aria, a service for couples that makes it easy to break out a routine, deepen emotional connection and energize their relationship with curated experiences called scenes.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You will also receive access to the Aria concierge, who is like your relationship's wingman, a real person who feels out your vibe and serves up spicy monthly experiences for two, plus handpicked premium items delivered discreetly to your door. It's super simple to get started. Just take a short quiz about your relationship and the concierge will provide everything you need to connect and play.