Gabby Windey
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All that is alleged, obviously.
All that is just for fun, everything I said.
But there are real testimonies from reports of a fashion blasphemy book of devastation.
Let me read them to you.
I put my swamp cooler away because it's not the season.
And what I would do for a swamp cooler right now, because you see my tights?
This is how I live.
To hopefully put compression.
But it's causing me to sweat.
Hopefully all the fascia nodules are coming out of my pores.
Making my skin glow.
Okay, here are the FDA complaints.
I mean, there's quite a few.
Okay, so I'll start from the beginning.
Okay, here we go.
This is on accessdata.fda.gov.
Seems pretty legit to me.
It is, I can't, whatever.
MAUD adverse event report, Ashley Black slash ADB interest, fascia blaster, serious injury.
I brought a product called the facial blaster.