Gabby Windey
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
This is wrong and appalling and assault on science and my cellulite as we know it.
Confirmation bias?
Who knows?
Tampering with evidence?
Who cares?
A scientist?
Who wouldn't be?
And the study had a whopping 33 adult women in the study.
Groundbreaking.
A huge study group.
This is important science.
Why don't you spank me on my ass and call me a bad baby then?
Why don't you look me in my face and anoint me a global leader then?
Why don't you take a look at my strap-on drawer and tell me I'm not a lesbian who cares about water-based silicone?
Not here, lubricant weeper.
Prefer coconut oil.
And this is science.
So, so you bet your ass I sent an email.
I sent an email and, you know, because I was using the fascia blaster, hoping to reverse that every golden Oreo I've ever eaten, which causes that goddamn cellulite and keeps you down for the rest of your life.