Gabby Windey

You give me a full palm with fingertips as if you're giving a sample of your fingertips because you're in trouble.

Your fingerprints, you put the whole thing on my back.

You rub in a circular motion from the right to the left very lightly.

I'm not sure if you said goodbye in the morning and kiss whatever part of my head you can get to.

Don't make me roll over.

Don't find my mouth.

Just kiss the back of my head.

And today she tried, but she said, I couldn't get to your mouth.

So she proceeded to wake me up.

Okay, that's a minute and 53 seconds down, so only a million more to go, but let's just get into it already.

We're going to start with the Golden Globes because it just happened, and we stayed at the Beverly Hills Hotel for our anniversary.

We didn't know that the Golden Globes were happening, and this nice lady, shout out to Carolyn, Caroline,

She upgraded our room.

They were going to do rose petals on the bed, but we didn't leave the room enough for them to actually turn down our room and do the rose petals.

But I'm like, oh my God, I cannot believe that you upgraded our room when Sydney Sweeney was down the hall.

That I don't know, but there was a security guard.

And Robbie's so nosy, she cannot help herself.

So we literally left the door cracked to see if we could hear any familiar voices.

And each time she poked her head out because she did, she wanted to see so bad.

I'm like, babe, you run into these people all the time at the award shows that she goes to.