Gabby Windey

And it's like,

You know, it's, I don't even, we saw, gotta be careful with your words.

No, I don't.

We saw the ping pong movie and it's like, okay, the extreme sport of ping pong is going to sweep, but not a double Michael B. Jordan.

I almost called him Michael Bubala.

Not the same.

Antonyms.

These movies are up to three hours long now, these winners.

It's like you have to be over 159 minutes in order to even be up for an award.

But let me tell you, it's an abuse on my time and livelihood.

And it's pretentious of you to think I'd like to sit down in a dark movie theater for three hours in a row to watch the 15 different storylines that could have been one and 14 could have been subtracted.

I'm telling you, I hate to say it.

You think you assume I have the bladder of a clawfoot tub?

You think that I have a bladder the size of the Beverly Hills O-Tub, my pointer toes don't even touch the end?

I can just keep that pee in there forever without it turning its back on me and giving me a bladder infection turned kidney infection turned sepsis?

You're putting me in the hospital.

Ping pong movie, I forget.

But don't worry.

I'll go during one of these aforementioned ping pong scenes because there's about 20 of them.

And I know I'm not going to miss anything.