Gabby Windey

She is amazing.

Um, and not to switch subjects, but Timmy's combat boots, like, you're not going to Coachella, or even worse, the Battle of Normandy.

This is an awards show.

You know you're gonna win, and you dare to go on stage with a combat boot?

They just don't do much for your leg, Timmy, and I'm gonna be honest, it makes your little feetsies look like little feetsies, and subconsciously, you know what we equate little feetsies to.

It's just like I did like his outfits literally from the ankle bone up.

It could have been so great with like a normal shoe.

And people are going to be like, I love the combat boot.

It's like, okay, that's fine to each their own.

Objectively, you just don't wear combat boots to like a suit and tie event.

Okay, it's the rules.

And I didn't get his Shark Tank joke.

And the audience laughed way too hard on it.

It's like, let's not be performative here just because he's going to sweep the award show.

Nobody understood the Shark Tank joke.

They laugh more at that than Nikki Glaser, and I do take it personally.

So put on a towel bot.

Take off the lace-ups with the little heel and just put on a towel bot already.

Especially when you show up and your girlfriend is literally like a perfect doll.

She was the best dressed easily.