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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We get Nardo his last hamburger, what we think, and some French fries. He only eats the patty. He knows how to eat around the whole bun. I'm up all night watching his breathing. The next morning, he leaps out of bed. Excuse me? Excuse me? We were just calling around for an emergent appointment. Based on your breathing, we didn't know if you were going to last. Call it off. Call everything off.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We get Nardo his last hamburger, what we think, and some French fries. He only eats the patty. He knows how to eat around the whole bun. I'm up all night watching his breathing. The next morning, he leaps out of bed. Excuse me? Excuse me? We were just calling around for an emergent appointment. Based on your breathing, we didn't know if you were going to last. Call it off. Call everything off.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We get Nardo his last hamburger, what we think, and some French fries. He only eats the patty. He knows how to eat around the whole bun. I'm up all night watching his breathing. The next morning, he leaps out of bed. Excuse me? Excuse me? We were just calling around for an emergent appointment. Based on your breathing, we didn't know if you were going to last. Call it off. Call everything off.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Debbie and Adam come over. They immediately put him in good spirits. What's going to happen? Does the dog want to live? He doesn't want to die. He wants to live to see another day. He wants to terrorize the cat. Well past seven years and nine months, an average age for lymphoma. Are they okay? Is everyone okay? This obviously very distant relative of a wolf has come with its own mutations.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Debbie and Adam come over. They immediately put him in good spirits. What's going to happen? Does the dog want to live? He doesn't want to die. He wants to live to see another day. He wants to terrorize the cat. Well past seven years and nine months, an average age for lymphoma. Are they okay? Is everyone okay? This obviously very distant relative of a wolf has come with its own mutations.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Debbie and Adam come over. They immediately put him in good spirits. What's going to happen? Does the dog want to live? He doesn't want to die. He wants to live to see another day. He wants to terrorize the cat. Well past seven years and nine months, an average age for lymphoma. Are they okay? Is everyone okay? This obviously very distant relative of a wolf has come with its own mutations.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I didn't mean it when I said I thought I got a lemon. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe a lime. Anyways, a lime with sugar. We call it off again. Wait a day. He's still tired. I'm able to force feed him some potatoes in the back of the throat. I'm sorry, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I didn't mean it when I said I thought I got a lemon. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe a lime. Anyways, a lime with sugar. We call it off again. Wait a day. He's still tired. I'm able to force feed him some potatoes in the back of the throat. I'm sorry, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I didn't mean it when I said I thought I got a lemon. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe a lime. Anyways, a lime with sugar. We call it off again. Wait a day. He's still tired. I'm able to force feed him some potatoes in the back of the throat. I'm sorry, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We have to get you something to eat so I can give you the one medicine that's supposed to stimulate the bone marrow, to stimulate the platelets, to make you feel better. The platelets, the platelets, the platelets. Check his gums. Are they pink or pale? I can't tell. Sending videos, sending videos to Amber. What an angel.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We have to get you something to eat so I can give you the one medicine that's supposed to stimulate the bone marrow, to stimulate the platelets, to make you feel better. The platelets, the platelets, the platelets. Check his gums. Are they pink or pale? I can't tell. Sending videos, sending videos to Amber. What an angel.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

We have to get you something to eat so I can give you the one medicine that's supposed to stimulate the bone marrow, to stimulate the platelets, to make you feel better. The platelets, the platelets, the platelets. Check his gums. Are they pink or pale? I can't tell. Sending videos, sending videos to Amber. What an angel.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

She comes back. She comes back with the same voice, with the same eyes. We know where this is going to go. All right. Give me the leash. I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done listening to anyone. I'm done taking everyone's advice. Just give him back to me. I'll do whatever. I'll do at this point, whatever the fuck I want. I'm running my own doggy hospice. Bring your dogs. Bring your dogs.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

She comes back. She comes back with the same voice, with the same eyes. We know where this is going to go. All right. Give me the leash. I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done listening to anyone. I'm done taking everyone's advice. Just give him back to me. I'll do whatever. I'll do at this point, whatever the fuck I want. I'm running my own doggy hospice. Bring your dogs. Bring your dogs.