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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, well, you can have all the treats, but all through the night, please. And then he had a stool. And then he had a stool that gave, that put some light back into our lifeless eyes. Then he had a stool that was of the soft-serve kind, not the waterfall. Then he had a stool that gave us hope. I don't know. I don't know, and now he's back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, well, you can have all the treats, but all through the night, please. And then he had a stool. And then he had a stool that gave, that put some light back into our lifeless eyes. Then he had a stool that was of the soft-serve kind, not the waterfall. Then he had a stool that gave us hope. I don't know. I don't know, and now he's back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.