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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It feels like leaning over in the bed when you don't have any underwear on because you packed it all and you only have a couple of clean pairs. You have to go to Victoria's Secret to hit the five for 25, but you haven't had any time. So you're not wearing any underwear, but naturally a t-shirt.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It doesn't even want to come off. My fingers are swollen. And I got new nails because I'm sick of the old ones and then they're a little too short and I hate them and they're a booty digger. You know what a booty digger is? You know what it is because you probably have them. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It doesn't even want to come off. My fingers are swollen. And I got new nails because I'm sick of the old ones and then they're a little too short and I hate them and they're a booty digger. You know what a booty digger is? You know what it is because you probably have them. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It doesn't even want to come off. My fingers are swollen. And I got new nails because I'm sick of the old ones and then they're a little too short and I hate them and they're a booty digger. You know what a booty digger is? You know what it is because you probably have them. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Show yourself your five stubby little fingers that have been digging in your butthole because there's no nail around so it can go up the butt, dig around and come out without a trace. Because hopefully your asshole will clench right around it to squeeze out the remaining evidence. And that is a booty digger.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Show yourself your five stubby little fingers that have been digging in your butthole because there's no nail around so it can go up the butt, dig around and come out without a trace. Because hopefully your asshole will clench right around it to squeeze out the remaining evidence. And that is a booty digger.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Show yourself your five stubby little fingers that have been digging in your butthole because there's no nail around so it can go up the butt, dig around and come out without a trace. Because hopefully your asshole will clench right around it to squeeze out the remaining evidence. And that is a booty digger.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I know you, you're going to shove it right in your nose, if not your mouth, you sick freak. Okay, now let's really get into it. Now let's really get into it, the Meryl Streep of it all. Meryl Streep is the hottest woman in the world. No questions, no contestations. I will not hear it. Have you seen her in Death Becomes Her? That little number in the beginning?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I know you, you're going to shove it right in your nose, if not your mouth, you sick freak. Okay, now let's really get into it. Now let's really get into it, the Meryl Streep of it all. Meryl Streep is the hottest woman in the world. No questions, no contestations. I will not hear it. Have you seen her in Death Becomes Her? That little number in the beginning?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then I know you, you're going to shove it right in your nose, if not your mouth, you sick freak. Okay, now let's really get into it. Now let's really get into it, the Meryl Streep of it all. Meryl Streep is the hottest woman in the world. No questions, no contestations. I will not hear it. Have you seen her in Death Becomes Her? That little number in the beginning?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

and character heels and great pantyhose better than Sabrina Carpenter's. No, she stole it from Meryl Streep in a perfectly placed wig. And she's doing a double stag leap all over the stage effortlessly with confidence that we could only dream about. The confidence comes from within. She knows she is Grace. and wit, and sass, and charisma.