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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

and character heels and great pantyhose better than Sabrina Carpenter's. No, she stole it from Meryl Streep in a perfectly placed wig. And she's doing a double stag leap all over the stage effortlessly with confidence that we could only dream about. The confidence comes from within. She knows she is Grace. and wit, and sass, and charisma.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

and character heels and great pantyhose better than Sabrina Carpenter's. No, she stole it from Meryl Streep in a perfectly placed wig. And she's doing a double stag leap all over the stage effortlessly with confidence that we could only dream about. The confidence comes from within. She knows she is Grace. and wit, and sass, and charisma.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

No, no, we could only hope and pray, not even on your knees, but on all fours to your Lord. Please make me more like Meryl Streep. And because if you tried to double stag to chasse leap all over the stage, you know where it'd get you? Four counts late on the next eight count. You rushing and rushing and rushing to try and finish it up and hit that hip bump.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

No, no, we could only hope and pray, not even on your knees, but on all fours to your Lord. Please make me more like Meryl Streep. And because if you tried to double stag to chasse leap all over the stage, you know where it'd get you? Four counts late on the next eight count. You rushing and rushing and rushing to try and finish it up and hit that hip bump.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

No, no, we could only hope and pray, not even on your knees, but on all fours to your Lord. Please make me more like Meryl Streep. And because if you tried to double stag to chasse leap all over the stage, you know where it'd get you? Four counts late on the next eight count. You rushing and rushing and rushing to try and finish it up and hit that hip bump.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But instead you knocked out one of your homosexual dancers. He's on his way to the ER and you've ruined the whole performance. but you somehow save it at the end with that little move you've been working on. This splits, but you can only get halfway without pulling a hamstring. No, you're tight. We're not 18 anymore. That's what would happen.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But instead you knocked out one of your homosexual dancers. He's on his way to the ER and you've ruined the whole performance. but you somehow save it at the end with that little move you've been working on. This splits, but you can only get halfway without pulling a hamstring. No, you're tight. We're not 18 anymore. That's what would happen.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But instead you knocked out one of your homosexual dancers. He's on his way to the ER and you've ruined the whole performance. but you somehow save it at the end with that little move you've been working on. This splits, but you can only get halfway without pulling a hamstring. No, you're tight. We're not 18 anymore. That's what would happen.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's what would happen if we tried to be anything like Meryl Streep. Because she emanates from within and on the outside. You can't take your eyes off of her because she loves herself. And people try and undermine. People try and undermine. She's not conventionally attractive. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror anytime lately?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's what would happen if we tried to be anything like Meryl Streep. Because she emanates from within and on the outside. You can't take your eyes off of her because she loves herself. And people try and undermine. People try and undermine. She's not conventionally attractive. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror anytime lately?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's what would happen if we tried to be anything like Meryl Streep. Because she emanates from within and on the outside. You can't take your eyes off of her because she loves herself. And people try and undermine. People try and undermine. She's not conventionally attractive. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror anytime lately?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Have you washed your hands and looked up at that dirty fingerprint mirror anytime lately and who's looking back at you? She's not conventionally attractive. This is just a way to make women feel like they're not good enough. What the fuck is new? Don't come at me, you dirty troll. Because obviously this is coming from men. Because no, because no, because it is true.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Have you washed your hands and looked up at that dirty fingerprint mirror anytime lately and who's looking back at you? She's not conventionally attractive. This is just a way to make women feel like they're not good enough. What the fuck is new? Don't come at me, you dirty troll. Because obviously this is coming from men. Because no, because no, because it is true.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Have you washed your hands and looked up at that dirty fingerprint mirror anytime lately and who's looking back at you? She's not conventionally attractive. This is just a way to make women feel like they're not good enough. What the fuck is new? Don't come at me, you dirty troll. Because obviously this is coming from men. Because no, because no, because it is true.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And you don't know until you know, until you get to the point. And I hate and I hate and I hate giving you one glimmer of hope. But fuck, I'm married and I'm feeling good. I'm wifed up. I'm a wife and she's a wife or a husband, whatever she wants to be. We are bride and groom because we're because we're on a spectrum of ourselves of sorts because it's only us. Because it doesn't matter.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And you don't know until you know, until you get to the point. And I hate and I hate and I hate giving you one glimmer of hope. But fuck, I'm married and I'm feeling good. I'm wifed up. I'm a wife and she's a wife or a husband, whatever she wants to be. We are bride and groom because we're because we're on a spectrum of ourselves of sorts because it's only us. Because it doesn't matter.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And you don't know until you know, until you get to the point. And I hate and I hate and I hate giving you one glimmer of hope. But fuck, I'm married and I'm feeling good. I'm wifed up. I'm a wife and she's a wife or a husband, whatever she wants to be. We are bride and groom because we're because we're on a spectrum of ourselves of sorts because it's only us. Because it doesn't matter.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because we cannot be comparing ourselves to the other. No. Because if you feel good for you, then that's all that counts. Damn, I feel good today. If you want in your skinny jeans, then you do. And that's all that fucking counts. You walk out that door with your head held high. And who gives a shit who else is out there? Because it's all about what you think. And then it becomes true.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because we cannot be comparing ourselves to the other. No. Because if you feel good for you, then that's all that counts. Damn, I feel good today. If you want in your skinny jeans, then you do. And that's all that fucking counts. You walk out that door with your head held high. And who gives a shit who else is out there? Because it's all about what you think. And then it becomes true.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Because we cannot be comparing ourselves to the other. No. Because if you feel good for you, then that's all that counts. Damn, I feel good today. If you want in your skinny jeans, then you do. And that's all that fucking counts. You walk out that door with your head held high. And who gives a shit who else is out there? Because it's all about what you think. And then it becomes true.