Gabby Windey

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

She knows exactly what she's talking about. So I'm coming in with an L. I'm coming in with an L right on my forehead after I told her I'm the type of person to overprepare. Ding. She's got a ding. Me. A demerit system. That's what we lived by. My mom would be like, that's a ding. Two dings and I'm getting the belt, the braided kind. I wish I was kidding.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.

Anyways, so we get into it and you're a natural of sorts, she says. She's going to be a star. It went straight to my head. I could barely take it. And she thinks I'm cute. My head cannot fit in the room. You're a natural in some ways. and quite an unnatural in others drops the bomb. I don't know who I am anymore. What do you mean unnatural? I can learn anything. I can put my mind to anything.

I swear I'm doing this right. And we're talking a million miles a minute. I'm coming in at a deficit. I didn't know what to prepare for lack of communication because I didn't read everything thoroughly. I didn't take a beat. I didn't take a second. Unnatural. She doesn't like my vocal fry. She doesn't like the way I said yo. She's like, yeah, where's your accent from? Where'd you grow up?

I swear I'm doing this right. And we're talking a million miles a minute. I'm coming in at a deficit. I didn't know what to prepare for lack of communication because I didn't read everything thoroughly. I didn't take a beat. I didn't take a second. Unnatural. She doesn't like my vocal fry. She doesn't like the way I said yo. She's like, yeah, where's your accent from? Where'd you grow up?

I swear I'm doing this right. And we're talking a million miles a minute. I'm coming in at a deficit. I didn't know what to prepare for lack of communication because I didn't read everything thoroughly. I didn't take a beat. I didn't take a second. Unnatural. She doesn't like my vocal fry. She doesn't like the way I said yo. She's like, yeah, where's your accent from? Where'd you grow up?

The Midwest. She said, why do you say your U's? Yo. She said, you're saying your U's. Yo. Why are you saying your U's like yo? I didn't know I was saying my U's like that. And then I kept doing it. It was like a compulsion. I couldn't stop. Yo, yo. How about you over there? Now I have to change. You, you. I said, actually, I'm quite known for my vocal fry. She said, save it for the podcast.

The Midwest. She said, why do you say your U's? Yo. She said, you're saying your U's. Yo. Why are you saying your U's like yo? I didn't know I was saying my U's like that. And then I kept doing it. It was like a compulsion. I couldn't stop. Yo, yo. How about you over there? Now I have to change. You, you. I said, actually, I'm quite known for my vocal fry. She said, save it for the podcast.

The Midwest. She said, why do you say your U's? Yo. She said, you're saying your U's. Yo. Why are you saying your U's like yo? I didn't know I was saying my U's like that. And then I kept doing it. It was like a compulsion. I couldn't stop. Yo, yo. How about you over there? Now I have to change. You, you. I said, actually, I'm quite known for my vocal fry. She said, save it for the podcast.

Not around here. You're not. Yo, you, yo. How are you? That's how I do it. Yo. But she said, yo. Like, okay, fuck. Now I have to start in the pre-beginner course. I'm looking at two months of coursework, four hours each, twice a week. Who has time for that? When I'm highly depressed and must be bedridden for 60% of the week in order to have any energy. for what's to come.

Not around here. You're not. Yo, you, yo. How are you? That's how I do it. Yo. But she said, yo. Like, okay, fuck. Now I have to start in the pre-beginner course. I'm looking at two months of coursework, four hours each, twice a week. Who has time for that? When I'm highly depressed and must be bedridden for 60% of the week in order to have any energy. for what's to come.

Not around here. You're not. Yo, you, yo. How are you? That's how I do it. Yo. But she said, yo. Like, okay, fuck. Now I have to start in the pre-beginner course. I'm looking at two months of coursework, four hours each, twice a week. Who has time for that? When I'm highly depressed and must be bedridden for 60% of the week in order to have any energy. for what's to come.

That's including feeding myself. That's including feeding the dog. That's including scrolling social media for hours. That's including preparing each week for a dissertation on topics you don't give a fuck about. Welcome to long-winded y'all. Anyways. That's how we begin.

That's including feeding myself. That's including feeding the dog. That's including scrolling social media for hours. That's including preparing each week for a dissertation on topics you don't give a fuck about. Welcome to long-winded y'all. Anyways. That's how we begin.

That's including feeding myself. That's including feeding the dog. That's including scrolling social media for hours. That's including preparing each week for a dissertation on topics you don't give a fuck about. Welcome to long-winded y'all. Anyways. That's how we begin.

And then I'll move in to all of the ways in which men have gotten under my skin lately and likely in which all the ways men have gotten under my skin like a terrorizing tick burrowing its disgusting disease-ridden head on its way to give me limes.