Gabby Windey

I'm taking an acting class. She's going to be an actress. It's not me. It's Mrs. Iglesias. Yes, I'm half Mexican. Yes, submit me for all the roles. No, I cannot speak Spanish. My mom did not one thing right, including teaching me Espanol. She just couldn't do it. She had to keep it for herself. No, you can't have none of that. No, you can't have a skill.

I'm taking an acting class. She's going to be an actress. It's not me. It's Mrs. Iglesias. Yes, I'm half Mexican. Yes, submit me for all the roles. No, I cannot speak Spanish. My mom did not one thing right, including teaching me Espanol. She just couldn't do it. She had to keep it for herself. No, you can't have none of that. No, you can't have a skill.

I'm taking an acting class. She's going to be an actress. It's not me. It's Mrs. Iglesias. Yes, I'm half Mexican. Yes, submit me for all the roles. No, I cannot speak Spanish. My mom did not one thing right, including teaching me Espanol. She just couldn't do it. She had to keep it for herself. No, you can't have none of that. No, you can't have a skill.

That'll put you above and beyond the gen pop. That'll put you first for any kind of selection. No, I'm going to keep that from you. So I had my meeting with my acting teacher, who's absolutely in fucking sane, just like you would expect. I show up, I sit down. We're meeting each other. She has what's called a tuna can behind her.

That'll put you above and beyond the gen pop. That'll put you first for any kind of selection. No, I'm going to keep that from you. So I had my meeting with my acting teacher, who's absolutely in fucking sane, just like you would expect. I show up, I sit down. We're meeting each other. She has what's called a tuna can behind her.

That'll put you above and beyond the gen pop. That'll put you first for any kind of selection. No, I'm going to keep that from you. So I had my meeting with my acting teacher, who's absolutely in fucking sane, just like you would expect. I show up, I sit down. We're meeting each other. She has what's called a tuna can behind her.

Come to find out it's not tuna, but a 13-year-old chihuahua of sorts. Googly-eyed, glaucoma-ed. Almost falling out of its head. Oh, are you here to meet tuna? Oh, are you here to get tuna? Oh, a tuna can's calling? In comes a guy with a limp, just pulled a hamstring. His biceps are popping out of his muscle teeth. I'm concerned for his veins because they look dilated.

Come to find out it's not tuna, but a 13-year-old chihuahua of sorts. Googly-eyed, glaucoma-ed. Almost falling out of its head. Oh, are you here to meet tuna? Oh, are you here to get tuna? Oh, a tuna can's calling? In comes a guy with a limp, just pulled a hamstring. His biceps are popping out of his muscle teeth. I'm concerned for his veins because they look dilated.

Come to find out it's not tuna, but a 13-year-old chihuahua of sorts. Googly-eyed, glaucoma-ed. Almost falling out of its head. Oh, are you here to meet tuna? Oh, are you here to get tuna? Oh, a tuna can's calling? In comes a guy with a limp, just pulled a hamstring. His biceps are popping out of his muscle teeth. I'm concerned for his veins because they look dilated.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

Like they cannot control all of the testosterone flowing through and the 85 grams of protein he just had for a mid-evening snack. Bends over to grab tuna. His leg doesn't move. Anyways, now that I've set the scene. Nardo. He likes to eat. Nardo. Hey. He likes to chew holes in this rug. And don't they all like to chew holes in your rug? Anyways. I show up.

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

We finally, she gives me a script to study and prepare via email. I'm communicating with an assistant. I have this problem recently where I'm reading things too fast. I'm not really getting into the meat. I print out the whole script. I study it, take it to the spa, mark it up, really try and get into character. I know what I'm doing here. I'm not going to need any more lessons. I led with...

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

I just have to tell you, I'm a Capricorn. I come overly prepared. I really do my homework. I pull out the script, all highlighted. Did you prepare scene two? What? You mean the beginning? Oh, it was instructed to you to prepare scene two, sure. Sure, I know how to play this game. I'm walking into a room where there's a power dynamic. You are the teacher. I am the student.

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.

Sure, I'll swallow my pride. I know you're fucking wrong. I know there was no way there was any differentiation, any instructions on the hyperlinked line Jenny script. I'm a Capricorn. I come overprepared, I say. Turns out I prepared the wrong thing. She was right the whole time. I went back and looked. There's no way she just said seen to. And in fact, she did.