Gabby Windey
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
How come I can't look forward to it? I don't know. I wish I knew. I wish I could tell you. Maybe because I'm ugly. You can't tell because I put my hair in a high pony, and I put an overlined lip and a gloss on, and now I'm feeling like myself again, so here we go. So here we go. I did cancel my glam because that is equally exhausting. I have to start my day two hours later.
How come I can't look forward to it? I don't know. I wish I knew. I wish I could tell you. Maybe because I'm ugly. You can't tell because I put my hair in a high pony, and I put an overlined lip and a gloss on, and now I'm feeling like myself again, so here we go. So here we go. I did cancel my glam because that is equally exhausting. I have to start my day two hours later.
How come I can't look forward to it? I don't know. I wish I knew. I wish I could tell you. Maybe because I'm ugly. You can't tell because I put my hair in a high pony, and I put an overlined lip and a gloss on, and now I'm feeling like myself again, so here we go. So here we go. I did cancel my glam because that is equally exhausting. I have to start my day two hours later.
I will put on the foundation that doesn't match my neck and gives me a cast over my face so I look like Mark Zuckerberg on that boogie board, but... So at some point you have to conserve your energy because of your seven Capricorn placements. I'll do my best. I'll do my best. but I still have to pay my glam fee. Money lost. Money lost either way. But now I get to sip on a Diet Coke.
I will put on the foundation that doesn't match my neck and gives me a cast over my face so I look like Mark Zuckerberg on that boogie board, but... So at some point you have to conserve your energy because of your seven Capricorn placements. I'll do my best. I'll do my best. but I still have to pay my glam fee. Money lost. Money lost either way. But now I get to sip on a Diet Coke.
I will put on the foundation that doesn't match my neck and gives me a cast over my face so I look like Mark Zuckerberg on that boogie board, but... So at some point you have to conserve your energy because of your seven Capricorn placements. I'll do my best. I'll do my best. but I still have to pay my glam fee. Money lost. Money lost either way. But now I get to sip on a Diet Coke.
I was asking my baby, Robbie, what should I do? Why do I feel like this? This is a 12 and a half of Benadryl I took last night. It can't be. She said, no, baby. I think if you record, you'll actually feel better. So here I am today. Today, today with a lot on my mind. naturally as they do.
I was asking my baby, Robbie, what should I do? Why do I feel like this? This is a 12 and a half of Benadryl I took last night. It can't be. She said, no, baby. I think if you record, you'll actually feel better. So here I am today. Today, today with a lot on my mind. naturally as they do.
I was asking my baby, Robbie, what should I do? Why do I feel like this? This is a 12 and a half of Benadryl I took last night. It can't be. She said, no, baby. I think if you record, you'll actually feel better. So here I am today. Today, today with a lot on my mind. naturally as they do.
As they do, I see Carol every Wednesday with her four eyes looking back at me wondering where the fuck my pleasure centers went. Well, if I knew, well, if I knew I wouldn't be here sitting every Wednesday with the camera so far up my double chin, it doesn't know what to focus on. But I need some insight from my dear friend.
As they do, I see Carol every Wednesday with her four eyes looking back at me wondering where the fuck my pleasure centers went. Well, if I knew, well, if I knew I wouldn't be here sitting every Wednesday with the camera so far up my double chin, it doesn't know what to focus on. But I need some insight from my dear friend.
As they do, I see Carol every Wednesday with her four eyes looking back at me wondering where the fuck my pleasure centers went. Well, if I knew, well, if I knew I wouldn't be here sitting every Wednesday with the camera so far up my double chin, it doesn't know what to focus on. But I need some insight from my dear friend.
And then it got me thinking, what might make the pleasure centers a little more pleasurable? We know how I ended up here. It's the drama. What's going to soften the blow of the childhood that is my past? And I'll tell you, an accessible bed of sorts. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't make it any less efficient. And this is my call, Patton. of the bed.
And then it got me thinking, what might make the pleasure centers a little more pleasurable? We know how I ended up here. It's the drama. What's going to soften the blow of the childhood that is my past? And I'll tell you, an accessible bed of sorts. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't make it any less efficient. And this is my call, Patton. of the bed.
And then it got me thinking, what might make the pleasure centers a little more pleasurable? We know how I ended up here. It's the drama. What's going to soften the blow of the childhood that is my past? And I'll tell you, an accessible bed of sorts. Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't make it any less efficient. And this is my call, Patton. of the bed.
So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.
So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.
So any of you leeches out there looking for a new business model to get you out of your everyday life, join the club. I've been researching, I've been Googling, and this is mine. No, I haven't put it in any kind of database because I don't want to do that because it looks like it's a lot of effort. And accessible bread in bed for the depressos.
For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?
For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?