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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

For the depressives, we shall begin because you know what? On a Monday at 10 a.m. when the emails start, boom, pouring in like the diarrhea that comes after the Saturday night because I don't know what the fuck you did with your intestines, but I bet it began and didn't end with an espresso martini, the tequila kind. You think that's going to go easy on your intestine?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, it's called dumping syndrome. It's got to get it out. Here we are. The emails are pouring in at 10 a.m. OK, OK, let me try and look forward to something for once. No, no, because the first step is acceptance. I've accepted who I am, but I got to spend time with the cat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

So and I go to the office, her room dilapidated, dilapidated by the neglected track curtains that took a long time and a lot of energy on my behalf to figure out how the fuck it worked. Here we are in the room with my dyad, with, and it doesn't even matter, a comfortable Ikea chair made out of a soft brown leather that is suitable for your ergonomics. This is going to make your Monday better.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Of course, it has safety guardrails for when the sun starts going down and you slowly start to lose your mind. Why is my underwear on top of my head? Why am I looking in the fridge for my father's vintage pornography collection? Oh, I'm losing my mind. I'm sundowning. Somebody hit me with the owl doll. I need a bump. and restrain me to the bed.