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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

These people who love, love, love animals and have dedicated their lives to answering the phone from people like me who have so many questions on whether they're going to have to do the hardest thing. And yeah, and yeah, the real gag is, is that I stand by my dog mom's take. I'm sorry. The millennials have ruined it for us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I don't have to be a mother to love something with all of my four chambered beating heart with more arteries than you can count. I don't have to be maternal. You don't have to give me the name dog mom. Once again, the millennials have ruined it for us. So we call it off. I take him to the vet again. He has a standing appointment. Let's get his blood drawn. Let's see what they think.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

She comes back. She comes back with the same voice, with the same eyes. We know where this is going to go. All right. Give me the leash. I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done listening to anyone. I'm done taking everyone's advice. Just give him back to me. I'll do whatever. I'll do at this point, whatever the fuck I want. I'm running my own doggy hospice. Bring your dogs. Bring your dogs.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

She comes back. She comes back with the same voice, with the same eyes. We know where this is going to go. All right. Give me the leash. I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done listening to anyone. I'm done taking everyone's advice. Just give him back to me. I'll do whatever. I'll do at this point, whatever the fuck I want. I'm running my own doggy hospice. Bring your dogs. Bring your dogs.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

She comes back. She comes back with the same voice, with the same eyes. We know where this is going to go. All right. Give me the leash. I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done listening to anyone. I'm done taking everyone's advice. Just give him back to me. I'll do whatever. I'll do at this point, whatever the fuck I want. I'm running my own doggy hospice. Bring your dogs. Bring your dogs.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I have a plethora of medication that my psychiatrist has offered me and you won't find on Reddit. You won't find the dosages on Reddit because they're too afraid. No, I'm not giving medical advice. Yes, this is Miss... I can't say it because obviously... I'm walking on thin ice around here because you're waiting. One of you is waiting with the finger on the trigger. When am I going to report?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I have a plethora of medication that my psychiatrist has offered me and you won't find on Reddit. You won't find the dosages on Reddit because they're too afraid. No, I'm not giving medical advice. Yes, this is Miss... I can't say it because obviously... I'm walking on thin ice around here because you're waiting. One of you is waiting with the finger on the trigger. When am I going to report?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I have a plethora of medication that my psychiatrist has offered me and you won't find on Reddit. You won't find the dosages on Reddit because they're too afraid. No, I'm not giving medical advice. Yes, this is Miss... I can't say it because obviously... I'm walking on thin ice around here because you're waiting. One of you is waiting with the finger on the trigger. When am I going to report?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I want to press the flag button so bad to ruin it for everybody. Well, you're not going to get me. I'm not selling anything. Anyways. There's no dog hospice because they can't trust the two-legged homo sapiens not to abuse the narcotics. Obviously, you cannot be trusted. Once again, you perverted freaks. Hands off, paws off. I also cannot be trusted. Mine are prescribed, so I can give it to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I want to press the flag button so bad to ruin it for everybody. Well, you're not going to get me. I'm not selling anything. Anyways. There's no dog hospice because they can't trust the two-legged homo sapiens not to abuse the narcotics. Obviously, you cannot be trusted. Once again, you perverted freaks. Hands off, paws off. I also cannot be trusted. Mine are prescribed, so I can give it to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I want to press the flag button so bad to ruin it for everybody. Well, you're not going to get me. I'm not selling anything. Anyways. There's no dog hospice because they can't trust the two-legged homo sapiens not to abuse the narcotics. Obviously, you cannot be trusted. Once again, you perverted freaks. Hands off, paws off. I also cannot be trusted. Mine are prescribed, so I can give it to him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing my own thing. But she did. But on the last vet appointment, she did. She checked his blood for us. Thank you. This might be the last time. We'll call you with the results never called. Okay. Okay. Some dire needs, I guess. some really pertinent information that you thought I should have.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing my own thing. But she did. But on the last vet appointment, she did. She checked his blood for us. Thank you. This might be the last time. We'll call you with the results never called. Okay. Okay. Some dire needs, I guess. some really pertinent information that you thought I should have.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing my own thing. But she did. But on the last vet appointment, she did. She checked his blood for us. Thank you. This might be the last time. We'll call you with the results never called. Okay. Okay. Some dire needs, I guess. some really pertinent information that you thought I should have.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So desperately, longingly, sad-eyed in the office, in the sterile medical room, and you never called. Okay, well, tell me why he's jumping on and off and on and off and on and off. And by I mean jumping, I know he wants to get off, so I have to get up and hold him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So desperately, longingly, sad-eyed in the office, in the sterile medical room, and you never called. Okay, well, tell me why he's jumping on and off and on and off and on and off. And by I mean jumping, I know he wants to get off, so I have to get up and hold him.