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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

So desperately, longingly, sad-eyed in the office, in the sterile medical room, and you never called. Okay, well, tell me why he's jumping on and off and on and off and on and off. And by I mean jumping, I know he wants to get off, so I have to get up and hold him.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And just the right way to not hurt him, to get him off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed. Do you want to go outside? Do you need to potty? Do you need the potty? No. Okay. So he's sniffing on the counter. Oh, you want to treat your appetites back? What is this? Two pods on the counter. He's looking for his treats. Okay. What am I supposed to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And just the right way to not hurt him, to get him off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed. Do you want to go outside? Do you need to potty? Do you need the potty? No. Okay. So he's sniffing on the counter. Oh, you want to treat your appetites back? What is this? Two pods on the counter. He's looking for his treats. Okay. What am I supposed to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And just the right way to not hurt him, to get him off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed and off the bed and on the bed. Do you want to go outside? Do you need to potty? Do you need the potty? No. Okay. So he's sniffing on the counter. Oh, you want to treat your appetites back? What is this? Two pods on the counter. He's looking for his treats. Okay. What am I supposed to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's back to life. He hasn't been interested in food in days. No kind of food. Not even the chicken from the rotisserie. mind you, from sprouts, the good white meat. You don't care about this. I don't even know you. You must be sick. Your blood, your own blood is attacking you. It's devastating. Now he wants all his treats.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's back to life. He hasn't been interested in food in days. No kind of food. Not even the chicken from the rotisserie. mind you, from sprouts, the good white meat. You don't care about this. I don't even know you. You must be sick. Your blood, your own blood is attacking you. It's devastating. Now he wants all his treats.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's back to life. He hasn't been interested in food in days. No kind of food. Not even the chicken from the rotisserie. mind you, from sprouts, the good white meat. You don't care about this. I don't even know you. You must be sick. Your blood, your own blood is attacking you. It's devastating. Now he wants all his treats.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, well, you can have all the treats, but all through the night, please. And then he had a stool. And then he had a stool that gave, that put some light back into our lifeless eyes. Then he had a stool that was of the soft-serve kind, not the waterfall. Then he had a stool that gave us hope. I don't know. I don't know, and now he's back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, well, you can have all the treats, but all through the night, please. And then he had a stool. And then he had a stool that gave, that put some light back into our lifeless eyes. Then he had a stool that was of the soft-serve kind, not the waterfall. Then he had a stool that gave us hope. I don't know. I don't know, and now he's back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, well, you can have all the treats, but all through the night, please. And then he had a stool. And then he had a stool that gave, that put some light back into our lifeless eyes. Then he had a stool that was of the soft-serve kind, not the waterfall. Then he had a stool that gave us hope. I don't know. I don't know, and now he's back.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you really don't know what you have until it's threatened to be taken away from you. And this is what they all say. It's one of those things that you just don't know until it happens to you. I just didn't know. Oh, okay. Okay. Nurse Candy, you're dog sick. We've heard that before. We've heard that before. Just retire. Okay. We'll all give you a little PTO. It's okay. It's okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Okay, but now my dog's sick and I had to call off every single thing because like I said, we've been at the vet four days out of six, sobbing, bawling, don't know when it's gonna come. I can't get on a meeting. I'm delirious. I can't even think straight. Flip the camera. I flipped the camera to a for real, God forbid, barely breathing, roided out dog.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you want to talk about my concept for a face lotion? I'll give you one guess. It's moisturizing. And then it does. It makes you do the craziest things. This dog. This dog will make you crazy. This Nardo. Yeah, maybe his breath is as smelly as his ass. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He's no competition for danger at the door. Yeah, maybe. Instead of barking, he might do the smile. Smile, Nardo.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?