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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The vet loves that. He loves the vet. The craziest thing I've ever seen. He goes right into the clinic, says hi to everyone and smiles. This is the dog they'd been telling me to put down for three times. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Z doesn't know what to do with the burglar, but I do. So what? They want to come in and take my new Roku TV. How about I make it easier for you?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I'm just going to leave you some tithings at the door. I'm just going to leave you a little bowl full of all the cash I have and a relative's Rolex. It's yours. Don't come in the house. You don't need to ransack here. You can get that Roku TV on sale. It's nothing. You don't want that. It's too big.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You can't, your brain can't really perceive something too big because I imagine, because I imagine it's not very big in the first place, judging by the pantyhose that fits over it. No, your head's too small. Get out of here. Take the money and run. I'm doing you a favor. I'm making it easy on you. Leave the dog. Leave the dog. He's of no use to you now.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

because his blood is sick because the blood's attacking itself. So now I have to introduce new meds. And then finally, hopefully we can go in with the diagnosis, but, but can you believe it? It's been such a devastating week. And then Robbie had to leave. She had to go on tour. She doesn't know what to do with herself. Really? She's like, Oh, I've just been taking him for granted.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

because his blood is sick because the blood's attacking itself. So now I have to introduce new meds. And then finally, hopefully we can go in with the diagnosis, but, but can you believe it? It's been such a devastating week. And then Robbie had to leave. She had to go on tour. She doesn't know what to do with herself. Really? She's like, Oh, I've just been taking him for granted.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

because his blood is sick because the blood's attacking itself. So now I have to introduce new meds. And then finally, hopefully we can go in with the diagnosis, but, but can you believe it? It's been such a devastating week. And then Robbie had to leave. She had to go on tour. She doesn't know what to do with herself. Really? She's like, Oh, I've just been taking him for granted.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Do you think I can catch his cancer though? Please, please don't. Well, do you think the cat can catch it? No, no, I don't. And can we think about the dog for once? This is about the dog, not about the cat. Just kidding. The dog does have a way better presence. Oh, Freudian. I know there's a lot of cat lovers out there and I'm sorry. I have an unpopular opinion.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Do you think I can catch his cancer though? Please, please don't. Well, do you think the cat can catch it? No, no, I don't. And can we think about the dog for once? This is about the dog, not about the cat. Just kidding. The dog does have a way better presence. Oh, Freudian. I know there's a lot of cat lovers out there and I'm sorry. I have an unpopular opinion.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Do you think I can catch his cancer though? Please, please don't. Well, do you think the cat can catch it? No, no, I don't. And can we think about the dog for once? This is about the dog, not about the cat. Just kidding. The dog does have a way better presence. Oh, Freudian. I know there's a lot of cat lovers out there and I'm sorry. I have an unpopular opinion.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And I will be so fast to redact if Diet Coke wants me to, if they come around. But I prefer a Pepsi Zero to a Diet Coke. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Report me. Because everyone else is too afraid to say it. Coming this close to losing a loved one will make you do crazy things. Like when your grandma's like, oh, your Nana really loves you.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And I will be so fast to redact if Diet Coke wants me to, if they come around. But I prefer a Pepsi Zero to a Diet Coke. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Report me. Because everyone else is too afraid to say it. Coming this close to losing a loved one will make you do crazy things. Like when your grandma's like, oh, your Nana really loves you.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And I will be so fast to redact if Diet Coke wants me to, if they come around. But I prefer a Pepsi Zero to a Diet Coke. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Report me. Because everyone else is too afraid to say it. Coming this close to losing a loved one will make you do crazy things. Like when your grandma's like, oh, your Nana really loves you.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you're like, I'm going to have to take your word for it because I don't remember Nana. I met her maybe when I was three years old, sat on her lap. And I only know that by a photo, but I'm going to have to take your word that she loved me. But when you love something, you want to tell everyone else how much they loved him. Okay. To all my friends all week. Oh, Nardo loves you.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you're like, I'm going to have to take your word for it because I don't remember Nana. I met her maybe when I was three years old, sat on her lap. And I only know that by a photo, but I'm going to have to take your word that she loved me. But when you love something, you want to tell everyone else how much they loved him. Okay. To all my friends all week. Oh, Nardo loves you.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

And you're like, I'm going to have to take your word for it because I don't remember Nana. I met her maybe when I was three years old, sat on her lap. And I only know that by a photo, but I'm going to have to take your word that she loved me. But when you love something, you want to tell everyone else how much they loved him. Okay. To all my friends all week. Oh, Nardo loves you.