Gabriel Iglesias

And I've gotten by it so far without anybody knowing.

Austin, how are you?

Yeah.

Well, we're going to have some fun tonight, and this is your first time, so let me tell you, 212 human beings signed up tonight.

2-1-2 is the magic number.

They are loaded in a bar across the street.

If I pull one of their names out, they get 60 seconds on the stage.

You know their time is up, and you're the sound of a kitten.

Woo!

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.

And that rudely interrupts them.

I conduct an interview with them.

We find out more about them.

They get to talk to my esteemed panelists, Gabriel and Glacius, get some information and some feedback and some intel on what they could be talking about.

It's a live interview.

Everything is improvised.

Anything can happen.

Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh?

All right.

While we go wrangle our first bucket pool, let's get it started with one of our esteemed golden ticket winners.