Gabriel Iglesias

Every promoter knew they could just call me... Old John Broken Bones Jones over here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just... They...

So I never went pro.

I was an amateur.

Amateurs don't get paid, but if you're willing to take on anybody, you get paid a little bit under the table.

So I would get like...

Timely.

So you made a little bit of side cash there.

Promoters knew they could call me, but I started off 2-0, and then I took my last two fights, six days notice, and then eight days notice, and I got my ass kicked.

I just cannot for the life of me picture this.

Would you do your walkout with the gloves and your glasses still on?

You hand them to your coach right as you get in the octagon?

Really?

Yes.

You walked out with your – you would be 4-0 right now if your opponent didn't see you walk out with glasses.

If I could get hit in the eyes and my contacts wouldn't fall out, I would – yes, I would be on the field.

You fought with contacts in.

Your eyes don't seem that bad with those glasses on.

I still think D-Madness would beat the shit out of you right now.