Gabriel Iglesias
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Tapatio, and I fucking love it.
And I swear to God, I even had to look on the thing because I swear it tastes better than actual Tapatio.
You left it here at the mothership.
Right now, this is the look of a man that is finding out he has left $9.5 million worth of merch all over the world.
Somebody screen grabbed that look he had on his face before.
The whole country is fluffy, fluffy, fluffy.
You know who else is running around?
His merch guy up on that balcony right now like, oh, fuck.
I've been living my fucking dreams, mijo.
I didn't want to carry that shit back to the bank.
You don't even need it, dude.
You don't even need it, bro.
You could be performing on a box in Bakersfield.
You have it so good, dude.