Gabriel Iglesias

No, they don't fuck around.

You do not mess around.

Yeah, I've...

I remember I was on stage and my tour manager at the time runs out and he yells, Gabe, you got less than a minute to get off the stage or they're going to fine you $25,000.

And I had a clock on the floor and I just remember looking and I'm like, I'm seeing the dial and I'm like, holy shit.

And the whole crowd heard it.

So I said, thank you.

Good night.

And I just, he goes, run off the stage because you legally have to be off the stage by midnight or they tax your ass.

You got suckered into that.

Yeah, that's true.

So to answer your question, I'm going to go first on this one.

Nice.

Okay.

I'm going to go first on this one.

And you know what, Joe?

We plan on having some special guests and then, you know, we're going to do like a pre-show.

So let's say the show starts at 7, the pre-show starts at 6, and that's where we put in the homies.

You know what I mean?

His normal openers, my normal openers to give them a chance to just, you know, warm up the crowd.