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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 276: Fluffy w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand

23 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What pet chaos does Fluffy share with the hosts?

6.511 - 8.456 Gabriel Iglesias

How cute. Yeah.

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8.476 - 9.279 Unknown

Holy shit.

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9.379 - 13.991 Gabriel Iglesias

This is Roka. This right here is Roka. If you're going to just start petting her from the back.

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14.393 - 17.18 Sam Morril

I know about the back. You have consent.

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17.2 - 18.985 Gabriel Iglesias

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Get up, Lexi.

19.201 - 23.108 Sam Morril

Sniff, sniff. She's scared. Why a chihuahua?

23.628 - 34.387 Gabriel Iglesias

I've always had a chihuahua. So when I was 12 years old, my first dog ever was a chihuahua. And then I got a couple after that. And I've just always, since I was 12 years old, I've always had a chihuahua.

34.407 - 35.949 Sam Morril

And you both love Taco Bell.

37.151 - 37.452 Gabriel Iglesias

Nice.

Chapter 2: Why does Fluffy prefer chihuahuas as pets?

42.32 - 46.825 Sam Morril

Yo, Kiro. I'm over 40. There you go.

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46.845 - 57.819 Unknown

But yeah, she's just like... That's great. That would be great if you actually ate her right now. Nice. Here you go. Just the most violent opening to the episode.

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58.319 - 58.78 Gabriel Iglesias

Thank you.

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58.96 - 60.181 Unknown

That is a cute dog.

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60.582 - 72.276 Gabriel Iglesias

Oh, you think she bites? You ought to see what the white girl does. Oh, shit. That's my girlfriend. I've never been able to publicly put that out there. Any relationship I've never been in, I've never...

72.256 - 97.572 Gabriel Iglesias

been public i've never put posted photos of why i was kept it really private because i figured i have to put it out there then they're gonna people can start reaching out i get i told her get ready because uh you know i put it out there so wow this is your first public first public hey first public well white women love the public they go hey you gotta post about me hey you gotta put me out when it's our anniversary and you go you're gonna ruin my feed bitch well the worst one is when

97.552 - 113.239 Unknown

The worst one is when you're in the toxic relationship and they're still mad you're not posting. And you're like, we're going to break up any day. I'm still going to post. And you still post. And then you're fucking, you're miserable. You know who you are. You know those groups, those friends who are like, the bad marriage. They're like, my fucking, my honey bear.

113.299 - 114.902 Unknown

And you're like, you cheated on her.

114.922 - 121.913 Sam Morril

The more you post, the worse the relationship is, I've noticed. You know, the guy's like, I love her so much. And a week later, they're done. You know what? Yeah.

Chapter 3: What insights does Fluffy provide about public relationships?

147.136 - 150.559 Gabriel Iglesias

Because I could be doing some other things, but if I'm there, I care.

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150.539 - 156.252 Sam Morril

There you go. Make it rhyme. If it rhymes, it's good, right? I don't buy my wife's shit. We're a hit.

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156.653 - 178.688 Unknown

There you go. I got an interesting stat here based on people professing their love. Best actress winners... are 63% more likely to have their marriage end within four years. Really? Oh, man. Because you're moving on up. Sacrifice. Drop that dead weight. Well, maybe also you're probably just working a lot, too.

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178.908 - 179.609 Sam Morril

Oh, that's true.

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179.689 - 180.429 Unknown

Yeah, things are different.

180.449 - 189.118 Sam Morril

But I think they're thinking, hey, I'm hot shit now. But you said best actress, not upgrade. Best actress winners. I believe it. Maybe the dude can't handle it. I think they're always trying to upgrade, right? Always trying to upgrade.

189.138 - 189.898 Gabriel Iglesias

Always trying to upgrade.

190.079 - 200.054 Sam Morril

That's why women get hotter, and then they dump their fat piece of shit, and then they go get some hot hunky guy. All right. Yeah, there we go.

200.174 - 214.674 Unknown

Some of those dudes, like, you ever feel a breakup coming on, you're like, I better hit the gym. Oh, no. You know, I get ready. That dog does. Yeah, right. That dog's like, preach. Preach. No, sometimes you feel it coming on, you're like, I got to get ready to be single again.

Chapter 4: How does Fluffy describe his experiences with large audiences?

394.873 - 397.038 Unknown

You got to get one every year. You got to re-up. Tim, good old Tim.

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397.138 - 397.439 Sam Morril

All right.

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397.559 - 397.84 Unknown

All right.

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398.04 - 401.969 Sam Morril

Yeah. You got the wallet on the phone. That guy? Oh, that's good stuff.

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401.989 - 404.955 Gabriel Iglesias

It's the one where it's just, you know, it's on the back of the phone.

405.737 - 406.298 Sam Morril

Oh, man.

406.479 - 409.746 Gabriel Iglesias

But no cash. No, well, I keep cash on me.

409.766 - 409.886 Sam Morril

I see.

409.906 - 413.975 Gabriel Iglesias

Actually, no, I don't have any cash on me right now. You need some? Usually. Nice. Okay.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges of performing in arenas versus clubs?

2499.166 - 2508.722 Gabriel Iglesias

Yeah, at the arena, there's a certain expectation. And if you're trying out shit at the arena, they're like, I don't know. At the club, they're forgiving. Yes. They're more buzzed.

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2508.702 - 2513.111 Unknown

Right. I do want to see a hipster comic in an arena. Like, what else?

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2513.952 - 2518.721 Sam Morril

Oh, I hate that. Notes. I hate that. Yeah.

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2518.942 - 2524.633 Gabriel Iglesias

Are you seeing that thing? Like, a lot of comedy shows are going viral. The guys that just pull out their phone and read their jokes on the phone.

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2525.054 - 2529.462 Unknown

Oh, no. And I'm just like, ugh. I don't love that either. That better be a new material night.

2529.442 - 2554.15 Unknown

yeah we do new material but i feel like those jokes aren't even like it's not real bits it's more like jokey joke oh like tweets or something yeah like yeah hacky shit right now how the hell did you come up with a 25 minute story that i've never had a 25 minute bit in my life when you do a bit that that is that long do you do you write it out or do you just keep talking and you do know the beats and where it's gonna end

2554.13 - 2559.899 Gabriel Iglesias

So I've never written anything out. I cannot just sit. And it's too structured for me.

2560.219 - 2563.464 Unknown

You don't have like emails or word docs or anything? No.

Chapter 6: How does Fluffy approach writing and performing his comedy?

2563.484 - 2574.702 Gabriel Iglesias

So what I do is all my shows are recorded. Audio. Audio for every single show. And one of my openers, he's really good at structuring. And he helps me out whenever I do specials.

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Chapter 7: What unique features does Fluffy's tour bus have?

2574.982 - 2581.352 Gabriel Iglesias

He'll break down the sets, time codes, so that when we go into editing, we present the editor with...

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2581.332 - 2601.265 Gabriel Iglesias

these are how long the bits are these are the time codes we want to take time off of you know so that the he's really structured and i appreciate that but me i can't do it yeah i can't sit and write up okay here's the premise and you know they teach the whole and you do the circle and then you do the line and then you're building on this premise i i just can't do it because it's work and i ate work

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2601.245 - 2626.611 Gabriel Iglesias

i hate work i want to have fun i'd rather go out on stage and just start venting and telling stories and whatever gets the laugh cool i keep whatever doesn't get the laugh that's where i start trimming i'll go back and listen all right there's this a minute gap where there's no laughter that's too long we gotta shorten that so yeah cut to the chase right and so i've done that over the years you will not find a single notebook a single thing where i wrote anything else that's wild to me that is fucking crazy i

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2626.591 - 2642.054 Gabriel Iglesias

I have a really good memory on stage. Off stage, I can't find my fucking keys. And so it's crazy that I can work like that. I will use bullet points. So like let's say I'm doing the Tonight Show. All right, there's cue card or whatever. I appreciate the bullet points. Yeah. You know what I mean?

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2642.134 - 2658.993 Gabriel Iglesias

And also, too, when you're doing a set like that, you're not doing your normal routine that you do every night. So you already know it. You flow. When you're doing a tonight show, you got to, okay, we're taking this four-minute piece right here. And here we go. This is this long. This is this long. This is this long.

Chapter 8: How do fairs compare to traditional comedy venues?

2659.313 - 2669.384 Gabriel Iglesias

And go. And then you got to hope that the audience either is with you or not too much with you where they give you too much applause. Where you're like, you're taking away my couch time. Stop clapping. You know?

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2669.545 - 2670.085 Sam Morril

Yeah, yeah.

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2670.105 - 2689.032 Gabriel Iglesias

You just want to do your thing. Damn. But I cannot sit and write stuff out. So when I have comedy friends that go, hey, man, let's sit and write. I go, yeah, no. I don't. I don't do that. When I was in high school, I was on the speech team. Same thing. Like, I would just go up and talk. That was my thing. I'd go up and talk and whatever worked, worked.

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2689.052 - 2696.021 Gabriel Iglesias

And whatever didn't work, all right, we'll just scrap that. Yeah, yeah. But that's where I got my bones was in school on the speech team.

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2696.061 - 2696.242 Sam Morril

Got it.

2696.262 - 2706.837 Gabriel Iglesias

Just getting up. be comfortable talking in front of people, get comfortable with silence, comfortable with just people staring at you. And once I started doing standup, I was just like, okay, yeah, we're good.

2707.177 - 2718.353 Sam Morril

I just can't, I can't remember everything. I have to look at my paper before I go on just to be like, okay, I don't forget the dog joke. Don't forget the shoe joke. Don't forget the couch joke. But if I go up there, I'll go, Oh shit. Yeah.

2718.533 - 2723.22 Gabriel Iglesias

What did I miss? Also too, like the stories that I'm telling, I tell stories that,

2723.2 - 2750.76 Unknown

things that happen so it's a memory thing I'm like and then I did this and then I did this and then I did this so it's like it's based on a true story but it blows my mind that you can't but even if it's a true story it blows my mind that you don't like there's like a beat that I would have to write out just saying how I would do it I was like I would need to write out a beat you know in a word doc or in a notepad and be like this is where I say the joke this way this is this laugh this is when I do a set list it's almost at first it's like every laugh

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