Gabriel Iglesias

Got it.

Crime and all kinds of other stuff.

So it was a huge laugh because they're like, ah!

But then people are like, oh, you're saying bad things about the people.

There you go.

Google that one right there.

Oh, wow.

Jeez.

It's pretty, but, yeah, America kind of went in there and started messing it up.

So that's why they give them a bunch of, like, hey, here's some money.

Move to Hawaii.

Forget about this.

And then you could hear the groans in there, too, and I'm like, ooh.

A couple microneedles in the crowd.

It is possible to offend Hawaiians.

I think you need perspective in life, and if all you've ever known is Hawaii, then you don't look at it the same way where somebody that lived in, I don't know, Albuquerque, and you're like, you go from Albuquerque to Maui, and you're like, oh, my God.

Yes.

If all you've ever known is the ocean and the palm trees and the beautiful sand and the beaches...

That sounds like something my manager who's in the room right now would do.

He would jump off of some shit like that.