Gabriel Mizrahi

Lazy Gabey.

Yeah, the condiment spoon.

Caddy.

Sounds like the name of our future children's book.

Weirdest Harry Potter installment ever.

By the way, because I'm in New York, there are nonstop sirens going down 7th Avenue by my friend's apartment.

So there might be some sirens in the background of today's episode.

And sorry about that.

If you're riding dirty, sorry to stress you out.

That's right.

But it's just your two pals on the show.

Brutal, dude.

I don't know what's going on with you.

One of us is visiting Petri dishes and one of us is a Petri dish.

That's right.

Hi, Jordan and Gabe.

My fiance recently wrote you about not being invited to his stepbrother's wedding.

That was question two on episode 1274.

So just to remind everyone, this was the guy who hadn't gotten an invitation to his stepbrother of 20 years wedding since his fiance and his brother's fiance had a falling out over what he described as mostly stubbornness, but also a few low blows here and there.

How often do we get to do this?