Gabriel Mizrahi

You check in on your phone or somebody checks you in on a device in the lobby remotely, which is what I did.

There's no housekeeping.

Someone just delivers you towels every day, checks in.

If you need a robe or a toothbrush or tissues or whatever, you grab them from the lobby.

There's a big dispenser.

Otherwise, you're on your own.

So weird.

Exactly.

Marriott Bonvoy Blade Runner edition.

I might be one of five or seven people staying in this hotel in this huge building.

And there's a lounge on the second floor that's set up to be a breakfast bar situation.

There are hot plates and everything, but there's nothing there.

It's just a bunch of empty tables and a single water dispenser at the other end of the room that fills your bottle with like semi-cold water.

But at a certain point, it just taps out and you have to wait 10 or 15 minutes for it to refill.

And that's it.

Weirdly accurate.

I kind of feel like I'm in the hotel in The Shining a little bit, except the signs are in Japanese.

And the creepy twins you meet in the hall are another digital nomad from Australia and a Sri Lankan receptionist who's hanging onto your Amazon package at the front desk.

So at least they have a receptionist.

Anyway, I guess that makes you Jack Nicholson.