Gabriel Mizrahi

An absolute chop job.

The top of my hair was longer in spots than the underneath layer.

I will attach a photo for your viewing pleasure, and she did.

I have very fine hair, and it was super frizzy from the cut, which it's never been before.

Oh, damn.

You think?

I just assumed she was a bad hairdresser.

Payback for what?

The lake?

Be hilarious if she etched no lake access into her friend's undercut.

Dude, if she did this on purpose, this woman is truly out of her tree.

Passive-aggressive Sweeney Todd over here.

I told her I needed the color fixed and she offered for me to come in three weeks later.

I said, no, that's not going to work for me and I'm proud of myself for standing up for myself.

She reluctantly found a spot for me to come in two days later.

When I went in to get my color fixed, I mentioned the concern about the long spots and the cut and she just did a quick touch up.

This in no way fixed the cut.

I was so traumatized by the haircut.

I still haven't gotten my hair touched in nine months.

I just lived with it in a ponytail or clip.