Gabriel Mizrahi

And just outside the 7-Eleven, there's a stairwell that goes down into this other restaurant that is closed.

So we're like, OK, this is great.

We're just going to sneak into the stairwell.

We crouch in the shadows.

We shame stuff in our mouths.

and this is working pretty well and while we're sitting there aaron is googling restaurants more restaurants to see if we can get in anywhere and she finds one that will deliver food by robot okay and i'm like great can we eat the robot how is this going to help us

Finally, we give up.

It's just not going to happen.

No restaurants.

And then a restaurant manager walks down the stairs to the restaurant that is closed and gives us a weird look.

And a few minutes later, he pops out of his restaurant.

He has his phone to his ear staring at us.

And he just has that face that is universal.

He looked like he was calling Japanese ice to have us deported.

He's telling us to leave.

I'm dying inside because, as you know, I love playing by the rules of Japan.

I do not want to be one of those people you see on TikTok who are like, how funny is it to violate Japanese norms?

Like, not me.

So we're like, OK, let's just move on.

We finished.