Gabriel Mizrahi

But then it seems that everybody's biased.

Who do you look to for guidance on whether we should be worried right now?

Do you have any smart, well-informed guests or potential guests who could provide insight?

Signed, Frightened in Florida and Fixing to Find, a fountain of foresight in these befuddling times.

I really wish you wouldn't knock my hobbies like that, but okay.

Yeah, great points, Jordan.

I would also say whoever you end up listening to, I would try to study the way these people think and not just what they think, because that's ultimately going to be more helpful and it's going to lead you to the best possible insights for yourself.

That's another thing that I really appreciate about seeking out some of those higher quality, more philosophical voices, more independent voices, because even if you disagree with them, you're still learning how they analyze information.

You see how they form an argument, how they make decisions, all of that.

That is so useful.

So if you've been following my travels on Instagram, you know that I've had a bit of a tough time using my phone while I've been abroad.

Yeah, your Vodafone saga on Portugal was truly one of the dumbest capers I've ever seen.

I don't know if it was dumber than the 7-Eleven caper, but it was, yeah, it was truly ridiculous.

Great way to practice your functional Portuguese.

Terrible way to spend your Eat, Pray, Love era.

Just a gentle suggestion.

It was like if you moved to LA and then you spent your first three days seeing every AT&T store east of the 405.

So lame.

Anyway, a bunch of you guys wrote me telling me, don't go to Vodafone.

Why are you doing that?